spspsp thinking of an au where everything is the same except that Baku and Deku never drifted apart but they became close friends instead, because of Deku's quirklessness Baku is extremely protective of Deku and is weak to his tears. Deku knows this so he milks that shit up-

and uses it as a way to get Katsuki to say yes to almost anything (did i also mention he's hella possessive of Baku?? no??? NOW YOU KNOW)

At first he would use it for innocent things like asking Baku to cook Katsudon and feed him with it, then over time he started to push his

limits with it.

He would hug Bkg from behind and grope them Bakutiddies and when Baku turns to face Deku, Deku would look at him with wide teary eyes and say, "B-But Kacchan! I'm scared! Your pecs are g-great! They're like stressballs! I feel safe when I hug you!"

and when Baku concedes, Deku hides the smirk on his face by burying it in between those yummy back muscles

When they start going out, Baku originally wanted to wait for their first time a bit, he wanted to make it special (he wanted to wait for their anniversary, wine and

dine all that shit) but Deku being the horny manipulative shit starts to cry crocodile tears and goes, "You don't love me anymore Kacchan? "

boom they have sex

same shit happens the first time Katsuki bottoms too

ANYWAYS WHEN THEY GET MARRIED BAKU INCLUDES THIS IN THE VOWS

"I know you've been faking it you little shit, the next time you want something just fucking ask like a normal human being... I love you too much to say no to." Katsuki mumbles the last part.

ANYWAYS THAT'S IT LOL I JUST WANTED TO YEET THIS OUT HERE I LOVE MANIPULATIVE CRYBABIES HAHAHASH