Those of you who have met Boris Johnson... How did he smell?
So far...

Boris smells like pennies
Boris smells like pennies & rain
Boris has really bad breath (x2)
Boris smells like BO & cigs
(Part 2)

Boris smells like Old Spice
Boris smells like period blood (😩)
Boris smells like mothballs
Boris smells like pennies (again)

Guys I think Boris actually smells like pennies? 😭🤣😭🤣
Part 3

I cannot breathe
Dkmmmmm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(protecting identities in case this blows up)
Eye am finished 😭

Our Prime Minister smells musty y'all!
There's a common theme...

Pennies/copper... Damp/wet... 'Stale'...
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