Thread by @ashindestad, Those of you who have met Boris Johnson... How did he smell? [...]

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Those of you who have met Boris Johnson... How did he smell?

So far...

Boris smells like pennies
Boris smells like pennies & rain
Boris has really bad breath (x2)
Boris smells like BO & cigs

(Part 2)

Boris smells like Old Spice
Boris smells like period blood (

)
Boris smells like mothballs
Boris smells like pennies (again)

Guys I think Boris actually smells like pennies?

Part 3

I cannot breathe

Dkmmmmm

(protecting identities in case this blows up)

Eye am finished

Our Prime Minister smells musty y'all!

There's a common theme...

Pennies/copper... Damp/wet... 'Stale'...

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