"Merry Christmas Kacchan! What are you hoping to get?"

/I want you, you dumbass nerd/

"I don't care get out of my face."

His heart clenched as he saw him deflate.

"Fine, I just want to go hiking."

How about hopelessly pining Baku and hopelessly clueless Deku?

How did this happen.

How. Did. This. Happen.

"Are you ready Kacchan?" Deku asked bouncing on the ball of his feet.

"I am ready," fucking halfnhalf said.

What did he do to deserve this? He didn't even ask Deku on a hike the fucker invited himself.

But Katsuki got excited, maybe this was his chance to tell the nerd how he felt!! But then this fucker decided it was a good idea to invite Todoroki, and now the three of them were halfway up the mountain, Deku chittering on like usual and candy cane fucker following quietly.

He was going to blow any minute now.

"Bakugou do you want some trail mix?"

"Fuck you."

"Kacchan!"

"Fuck your trail mix."

"Kacchan!!!"

Todoroki narrowed his eyes. "Hey Midoriya you have an eyelash on your cheek."

"Do I?"

Todoroki cupped his cheek to remove it.

Katsuki felt like he was going to explode.

Without thinking he pulled Todoroki away with a sneer. He had a shit eating grin.

He was fooled.

"Kacchan!! What are you doing!?"

"I have to go to the bathroom, due to my need for privacy I will walk very very far away."

"Um... Ok?"

Todoroki left into the trees and Katsuki realized he was on his side. He didn't need any help but...

"Kacchan are you ok?"

"M fine.".

"But what's going on today? You're being really mean... When you said yes to hiking I was really excited!"

This is your chance.

"why."

"Why what?"

"Why were you excited?"

"I like spending time with Kacchan."

Izuku bit his lower lip and pouted. Katsuki couldn't take another second and gripped Deku's shirt.

"Ka-?"

Katsuki pressed a harsh kiss on his mouth. Deku opened his mouth to gasp.

Katsuki took advantage and slipped his tongue in. Izuku relaxed into the kiss giving Katsuki the chance to bite his lip and suck on his tongue.

Deku pulled back with a bwah and stammered, "w- wha- what was that??"

"A kiss?"

"Why?"

"Because I like you dumbass."

"Kacchan likes me back?!" Izuku hyperventilated and immediately passed out landing in Katsuki's lap. After some panicking by Katsuki and Todoroki, Katsuki carried him down the mountain on his back with his new nerd backpack and his sleepy blissful smile.