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“Premier Ford, on behalf of the people of Ontario, thank you for calling this emergency meeting.”
“No problem. I gotta say this though. When Dr. David over here told me the latest numbers on the COVID I was like ‘Holy Doodle, this is serious, I’d better call a powwow’ so thanks”
“No problem. I gotta say this though. When Dr. David over here told me the latest numbers on the COVID I was like ‘Holy Doodle, this is serious, I’d better call a powwow’ so thanks”
“Mr Premier. We could be looking at 6000 cases a day by New Year’s.”
“Okay but this piece a paper says we have 2500 cases a day. Now David that’s not 6000. Doing the math here I’d say your numbers are off by about 4000.”
“Okay but this piece a paper says we have 2500 cases a day. Now David that’s not 6000. Doing the math here I’d say your numbers are off by about 4000.”
“Mr Premier I urge you to order a lockdown immediately”
“(chuckling) Dr David, David, Dave muh friend... I guess ya haven’t been readin yer emails but we sent a thing around cuz yesterday I declared Santa Claus, ol’ Saint Nick... I declared him an essential worker. So there ya go
“(chuckling) Dr David, David, Dave muh friend... I guess ya haven’t been readin yer emails but we sent a thing around cuz yesterday I declared Santa Claus, ol’ Saint Nick... I declared him an essential worker. So there ya go
“if we close down the whole province for Christmas, how’r Donner and Blitzer and Rudolph and Cupid and th other reindeer gonna take Santa around to drop off the presents? Ya can’t ask Santa Claus to leave stuff on the porch”
“Mr. Premier—“
“Now Doc, I let you talk so now you let
“Mr. Premier—“
“Now Doc, I let you talk so now you let
“Now I’m gonna turn things over to my Deputy, the honourable Minister Of Health, her husband was a great guy, Christine Elliott”
“Thank you Mr Premier. The latest—“
“Christine I’m sorry ta interrupt but I just gotta say the Fords still really appreciate Jim’s support of Robbie
“Thank you Mr Premier. The latest—“
“Christine I’m sorry ta interrupt but I just gotta say the Fords still really appreciate Jim’s support of Robbie
“Mr Premier let’s get this emergency meeting back on track”
“Hey Dave, ya know somethin’? Christine’s gonna talk, we got lotsa time here, you’re the one who’s interruptin as far as I’m concerned. Anyway we’re still thinking of Robbie during the holidays so there ya go. Christine?
“Hey Dave, ya know somethin’? Christine’s gonna talk, we got lotsa time here, you’re the one who’s interruptin as far as I’m concerned. Anyway we’re still thinking of Robbie during the holidays so there ya go. Christine?
“Lemme ax ya a question doc. When we had 500 cases a day we closed down Ontario fer 2 months. I couldn’t get a haircut, the whole province. Now yer sayin we got 6000 cases by New Year’s. So what was the point of closin up for 2 months then? Not to put cha on the spot or anything
“Mr Premier the hospitals will soon reach capacity in the ICU.”
“So ya order more beds. Simple. How do the hospitals order the beds they need, is there like a Grand & Toy catalogue for emergency supplies? Over at Deco Labels when we needed more pens or what have you, binders, we
“So ya order more beds. Simple. How do the hospitals order the beds they need, is there like a Grand & Toy catalogue for emergency supplies? Over at Deco Labels when we needed more pens or what have you, binders, we
“It’s not just beds Mr Premier, with all due respect, we need staff, we need supplies”
“So ya hire more staff! Ya need some seasonal staff like over at the LCBO at Christmas. I mean my daughter Karleen, she wanted to be a nurse but they won’t hire her because of her politics
“So ya hire more staff! Ya need some seasonal staff like over at the LCBO at Christmas. I mean my daughter Karleen, she wanted to be a nurse but they won’t hire her because of her politics
“Okay since this meeting is running a little fast I wanna show you guys a video my daughter sent me about what’s in these vaccines. Very disturbing stuff. Dan, can ya put that video I sent cha up on the big screen?”
“Okay folks here’s the deal. Let everybody finish their last minute Christmas shopping, let’s let ol Saint Nick, let’s let Santa deliver the presents, he’s an essential worker, and then after Boxing Day, bam, lockdown. So there ya go, are ya happy now Doc?”
