Thread by @Dippzle, don't text her please, yes she's in lagos this december & no [...]

don't text her please, yes she's in lagos this december & no she doesn't want to hang with you. may they no use you catch trips

you'll text ijgb babe & make plans thinking that was easy.
*11am that day*
ijgb

: i'll quickly make a stop & have lunch at this restaurant, can't wait to see you

: ok no problem. what about traffic?

: googles maps said it'll take 15 minites

: ok, see you soon.

*2pm* she's still at home on sc saying 'omg lagos is so hot' you reply 'dw there's ac at mines she replies 'lol'
*4pm* she's at her 2nd location however one guy with 30bg chain appears 2x in the back of her snaps. you ignore, maybe na coincidence cause she won't sly you, lol ode

*6pm* you leave her w 5 missed calls & 4 unreplied messages, you're almost accepting the fact that you people are not linking
*7:30pm*

: omg i'm so drunk, i'm sorry i can't go anywhere again. i didn't know lagos long island was so strong, i'm sorry

the ode: ok, dw be safe

*2:14am* you open her sc & see this.
now your head is hot, you're thinking 'i'm canceling this babe mehnnnn, never again mehnnnn, shit mehnnnn'
lol ode you just dey start

you decide to air for a while to recover & then boom
*

is typing*

:

i know you hate me

: baby no, lol

: can we see tomorrow? i'm at your side

: yh

: can i add your card to my uber so i can come, i'm having issues with my dollar card blah blah skr.

: ok sure

*8am the day of the 2nd linking*

: hey i'm leaving home now, here's my live location
you check the live location & she's actually moving towards you till she gets to phase 1 & then boom she's moving away back to the mainland. you open her ig & see this

u receive debit alerts of about 14k+ on 3 trips & none of them ended at your yard + it's saturday, you can't cancel your card till monday.
you're there thinking about how foolish you are while she airs you with simi singing ' you be thief i know say you be thief o' in the back

you successfully remove your card from her uber & think you're done, you've cancelled her, you no do again but boom
*

is typing*

:

i know you hate me (again) but let make it up to you. one of my friends is having a concert with david, let's go together i have free tickets

side note:
* fear babes that call davido david
* if she talks to anyone in dmw focus on yourself but you can still be friends however if she talks to tycoone, lol bro e don be mehn

you're still vexed then she sends you two mid tier traps that she's posted on the tl before. now you're losing control, you think it's finally time & you agree to go for the concert.
bro you are such a fool

*the concert day 4pm*

: hey can you come & pick me so we can go together
you check your uber app, surge of 2.8, it'll cost more than the 2 tickets she got for the concert but you with your ballon d'or head replied with

: sure, no problem

*7:22pm*
you've been outside her gate for like 30 minutes & then she finally steps out. ngl, the babe peng sha.
you come out from the front sit of the uber to get a wonderful side hug & 'omg he's already calling me let's be fast'
HE!? WHO IS HE!? THERE IS ANOTHER HE!?

she sits in the front of the uber while you're squeezing face at the back. she eventually looks back & asks you w her accent

: are you ok innit blad?

: yes dear just tired

: ok no problem, the person i was talking about is my friend with the tickets. i'm with u all night.

the reassurance ignites a fire in you, you're so gingered you didn't even notice your uber fare was almost minimum wage pre-buhari.
you guys are at a decent spot in regular, vibing, talking about post show plans blah blah, only for her phone to ring & for her to say 'ok i'm omw'

*10:03pm*
you follow her backstage then 2 hefty bouncers stop you guys & ask where to. she makes 2 calls & guess who shows up? that g in the beginning with 30bg chain. they talk for a bit before she comes to tell you 'don't worry, i'll be back soon let me just get something'

*2 am*
you're livid af, it's all playing in your head how you'be been boo boo the fool. to make matters worse mayorkun is on stage singing 'why you carry carry fire fire for you head o'
you're just there like

*4:15am*
everyone dmw has performed, they're perfoming their hit songs as a team now & davido ends the show it with

at this point if you cry no wahala cause it's a lot.
anyway it's time to go home & she hits you up, you hiss & cut the call.
from the uber straight into bed then you wake up to an epistle from her the next day & an email that your last trip couldn't be paid for, 0 funds bro.

after sorting the uber payment, you read the epistle.
summary is 'omg i'm so so sorry, i slept off & my phone was dead'
SLEPT OFF!? BACKSTAGE!? AT A SHOW!?
HOW TYCOONE COME ENTER YOUR STORY!? HOW YOU COME SHOUT GEGE FOR SNAP!? WHO COME DEY SHOUT FEM BY 3AM FOR YOUR SC!?

she calls you early january to make up with you cause you made her december lit and she ends the text with 'can't wait to see you before i go zaddy'
your mumu is pumped again only for you to enter her snap 2 days later & see

long story short https://twitter.com/Dippzle/status/1338765940452974593

https://twitter.com/Dippzle/status/1338765940452974593

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