Ok, so according to Mew and Gulf, these are the things that single people do now:

Let’s start a thread. 😁🤣

#เส้นทางคนโสดxมิว
So, single people nowadays
- meet nearly every single day
- can’t spend 1 minute together without touching each other
- possessively hold each other by the waist or having the arm around the other persons shoulder, especially when triggered by someone (1)
- shower together
- brush their teeth together
- stare into each others eyes lovingly
- get shy when their eyes meet or when they get caught staring
- stare at each others lips
- sniffing and kissing each others necks, cheeks and shoulders
- sit on each other’s laps (2)
- kiss each other in the most sensual way
- sit as closely as possible and lean into each other
- holding hands with fingers intertwined
- constantly stay in a back hugging position behind the camera and let go once the camera shows them
- turn every promo-live into a date (3)
- give each other cute couple nicknames like Tua-aeng, Sunflower and Sun, Boo and Bii, Khun Pii and Yai Nong
- clinging to each other’s arms
- massaging each other to calm down the other person
- constantly talking about each other in every single solo event or solo interview (4)
- going on private dates together for Valentines Day
- making an extreme extra effort to make birthday surprises
- remembering everything the other person has said ever
- taking part in a religious ceremony on New Years, that is for couples and family
- making merits together(5)
- turn every event, that includes suits and flowers into a wedding ceremony
- recording a wedding VCR using their real names on their one year anniversary
- sing love songs to each other
- saying "I love you" to each other
- constantly cuddling, no matter who is around (6)
- cuddling while sleeping together
- touching each others heads and hair
- describing each other as sexy and as cute and as their perfect type
- settling every fight/disagreement before going to sleep
- charging their batteries by hugging each other (7)
If this is being single, then what is my status called??? 😱

If I forgot anything in my thread, you can add it in the comments. 😊

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