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Hello and welcome to a thread I would like to call “out of context Dean” brought to you by taking things @Ramblingman79 has said, out of context
To kick it off, we’re started with the best life advice I’ve ever received (not really but it’s up there)
“Invest in some lube and good mouthwash” - @Ramblingman79
“Invest in some lube and good mouthwash” - @Ramblingman79
I’ve got nothin for this one but have fun pretending you’re not falling asleep @Ramblingman79
Me: “your eyes aren’t staying open”
Dean: “that’s because they’re not umbrellas. Even if they were umbrellas, it’s not raining”
Me: “your eyes aren’t staying open”
Dean: “that’s because they’re not umbrellas. Even if they were umbrellas, it’s not raining”
It’s that time of day, guys, gals, and non binary pals! Today’s post was approved by the man the myth the legend @Ramblingman79 himself.
Today’s out of context Dean is taken extra out of context from the “OOCD notebook” for y’all’s viewing pleasure and @Ramblingman79 ‘s displeasure.
Me: “You taking the angel’s belt off now?”
Dean: “yeah. I am. Wait. No. No I am not!”
Me: “You taking the angel’s belt off now?”
Dean: “yeah. I am. Wait. No. No I am not!”
Repost to make sure they show in the thread
Dean: “oh god! I’m not wearing underwear!”
Me: “god can’t help you now!”
Dean:
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Dean: “oh god! I’m not wearing underwear!”
Me: “god can’t help you now!”
Dean:
Another repost to make sure it shows in the thread
Y’all are getting two cause Why not.
Me: “...dude, what are you on?”
Dean, very enthusiastically: “a drug called God!”
Me:
Dean:
Me:
Dean, clearly disgusted: “wait no, that sounds like I’m fucking Chuck”
Y’all are getting two cause Why not.
Me: “...dude, what are you on?”
Dean, very enthusiastically: “a drug called God!”
Me:
Dean:
Me:
Dean, clearly disgusted: “wait no, that sounds like I’m fucking Chuck”
OOCD brought to you in part today by me wishing this was a drunken rambling
Dean: “Do you think the rabbits would let you sleep before 4?”
Me:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Mundloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mundloses Gesicht">
Dean: “Maybe 5 depending on the time of year”
Im still trying to figure out what this meant.
@Ramblingman79
Dean: “Do you think the rabbits would let you sleep before 4?”
Me:
Dean: “Maybe 5 depending on the time of year”
Im still trying to figure out what this meant.
@Ramblingman79
Today’s bonus round:
If you ever forget the word for yogurt, @Ramblingman79 once called it “thick milk”
If you ever forget the word for yogurt, @Ramblingman79 once called it “thick milk”
Well gang, it’s that time of day, and today, 0 context.
Dean, semi-grumpily: “The stars should be over my head not yours.”
Me:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Dean:
Me:
Dean: “...”
Me:
Dean: “‘cause I’m a star.”
Dean, semi-grumpily: “The stars should be over my head not yours.”
Me:
Dean:
Me:
Dean: “...”
Me:
Dean: “‘cause I’m a star.”
Bonus round of the day;
Whoever can tell me who “American Lady Prince William” is gets a cookie, because Dean had no better explanation than that exact phrase.
Whoever can tell me who “American Lady Prince William” is gets a cookie, because Dean had no better explanation than that exact phrase.
Today’s OOCD is low effort because I’m very low energy and not doing great.
Dean: “Socks make you wakey.”
Me: -nods listening intently, taking notes-
Dean: “That’s the opposite of sleepy.”
@Ramblingman79
Dean: “Socks make you wakey.”
Me: -nods listening intently, taking notes-
Dean: “That’s the opposite of sleepy.”
@Ramblingman79
Today’s is another low quality OOCD brought to you by 2 minutes ago Dean
Dean: “What comes after 13?”
Me:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Dean: “This gonna be today’s out of context isn’t it?”
Me: “14”
Dean: “What comes after 13?”
Me:
Dean: “This gonna be today’s out of context isn’t it?”
Me: “14”
Dean really woke up went “I woke up with a hankering for hotdog spaghetti” and passed back out.
Today you get @Leiaphobia ‘s favorite OOCD
Let’s set the scene. We’re watching the end of GOT. A dragon melts the iron throne. Dean says it’s unrealistic. Ihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Dean: “C’mon, we don’t know what that things made of.”
Me: “The... Iron. Throne.”
D:
Me: “Iron. Throne.”
D:
Me: “IRON”
Let’s set the scene. We’re watching the end of GOT. A dragon melts the iron throne. Dean says it’s unrealistic. I
Dean: “C’mon, we don’t know what that things made of.”
Me: “The... Iron. Throne.”
D:
Me: “Iron. Throne.”
D:
Me: “IRON”
Correction to the last OOCD he did actually say “Cmon we don’t know what the Iron Throne is made of” which... is... yeah.
Today’s OOCD is brought to you in part by @beesimpala
Dean: “I’m a peanut. Peanuts don’t sleep. They just sit around being yummy.”
Dean: “I’m a peanut. Peanuts don’t sleep. They just sit around being yummy.”
Today’s OOCD is brought to you by... idk. Rice Krispie Squares. They’re not even square.
Dean: “God damnit Ghostie, sleep with my fucking brother.”
Dean: “God damnit Ghostie, sleep with my fucking brother.”
Today’s bonus round:
“Good night wasps”
“Good night wasps”
Today’s OOCD is a personal favorite and is brought to you in part by cheap whiskey and half a bottle of Jaeger.
Dean: “I can’t go to sleep, the sun’s still out.”
Me, knowing very well it’s pitch black and 3am:https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
Dean, looking up: “Oh, the lights just on.”
Me: ...
Dean: snores
Dean: “I can’t go to sleep, the sun’s still out.”
Me, knowing very well it’s pitch black and 3am:
Dean, looking up: “Oh, the lights just on.”
Me: ...
Dean: snores
Today’s OOCD is brought to you in part by the funniest shit to happen to me in weeks.
Dean, wakes up in cold sweat, shooting up out of his sleep: GHOSTIE are you watching Eastwood movies without me?!
Dean, wakes up in cold sweat, shooting up out of his sleep: GHOSTIE are you watching Eastwood movies without me?!
Today’s OOCD is brought to you by Dean being... well Dean.
Me, minding my business:
Dean, out of nowhere: “Do you think tutus are comfortable?”
Me, minding my business:
Dean, out of nowhere: “Do you think tutus are comfortable?”
Seeing as I’m terrible at keeping up with this this week, I offer my sincere apologies in the form of your second to last scheduled daily OOCD.
Nobody:
Absolutely No one:
Dean: “It’s fine, I don’t use anyone as a urinal.”
Nobody:
Absolutely No one:
Dean: “It’s fine, I don’t use anyone as a urinal.”
Today is what y’all have been waiting for. Today’s OOCD Dean is brought to you by something Dean has said numerous times over the past few years.
Me:
Dean: “I need to stop having gay thoughts about Cass.”
Me:
Dean: “I need to stop having gay thoughts about Cass.”
Hello time for a random OOCD update
Dean: “I don’t have nipples”
Me: ....”I think you do have nipples”
Dean: “Fuck.”
Dean: “I don’t have nipples”
Me: ....”I think you do have nipples”
Dean: “Fuck.”
OOCD never dies.
Dean, playing with a fidget spinner: “have I ever told you I’m a communist, comrade?”
Dean, playing with a fidget spinner: “have I ever told you I’m a communist, comrade?”
A random update for you all but
“Communist Dean is gone, capitalist Dean is in.”
P.S. He’s preparing to kick ass at monopoly. He’s a very serious businessman you know.
“Communist Dean is gone, capitalist Dean is in.”
P.S. He’s preparing to kick ass at monopoly. He’s a very serious businessman you know.
