some utter genius crossed a pit bull with a dachshund and created a GOOD LONG BOI
nice
Pit bull x Jack Russell https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1336980842934112256">https://twitter.com/TheStuffO...
pug x whippet, the svelte pug bae with legs for days
Pug x German shepherd, the comical bonsai guardian boi
Corgi x staffie https://twitter.com/charlesarthur/status/1336985181098532864">https://twitter.com/charlesar...
Corgi x chihuahua lmao
Havanese x Dalmatian: a cross breed which is not only a presumably impressive sexual feat to create but also looks like it was drawn by a 6 year old
The Chonky Dalmador
Italian greyhound x cocker spaniel: open for surprise https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŸ" title="PfotenabdrĂŒcke" aria-label="Emoji: PfotenabdrĂŒcke">
Greyhound x boxer: sleek yet burly, perfect for forehead slaps and not fitting through narrow gaps quite as well as that skinny lil mutt butt would suggest. Simply gorgeous.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ¶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten"> intermission music https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ¶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten"> https://twitter.com/smdraii/status/1336713617471905793">https://twitter.com/smdraii/s...
Shiba inu x bulldog: what if Oddjob, but dog?
Shiba inu x Great Dane: always looks like he just found out his parents had sex and can’t quite handle the truth
Story time: France has an important ban on pits and staffies without a registered pedigree, so in 2014 I had to smuggle my beloved pit bull Ginger (RIP) onto the continent by bribing the vet to change her official breed on her pet passport to “boxer Labrador”, which resembles: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1329107143648219136">https://twitter.com/TheStuffO...
And thus Ginger’s freedom of movement was the reason why I started googling dog breed mixes in the first place, so this thread is dedicated to her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❀" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŸ" title="PfotenabdrĂŒcke" aria-label="Emoji: PfotenabdrĂŒcke">
Chihuahua x hell gremlin: this is my friend’s dog Ziggy, who lives in North Carolina. One time I was staying there to visit, and when I started packing to leave Ziggy protested my departure by climbing into my suitcase and pissing all over my clothes. I love him. He’s an asshole.
Dogs evolved into what became dogs as a result of thousands of years of selection based on those wolves who were more docile and friendly toward humans.

They literally wouldn’t exist *as dogs* if it weren’t for 20-40 thousand years of being our best friends. We belong together.
A little thread about how this evolution works so well: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1138873061078458368">https://twitter.com/TheStuffO...
Afghan hound x Labrador: basically Lisa Kudrow
How it started
How it’s going
how did they do it https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1365256552756760577">https://twitter.com/stavvers/...
Afghan x collie, extremely pretty, RIP your vacuum cleaner
St Bernard x Dalmatian, the design department has been struggling after layoffs
Poodle x Yorkshire terrier, cartoon detective
LINDT BUNNY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> https://twitter.com/The__Biscuit/status/1365262868854243329">https://twitter.com/The__Bisc...
Pitbull x greyhound = a pitbull prepped for high velocity space travel
Italian greyhound x dachshund, new giraffe just dropped
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">looks like he just told a joke and he’s waiting for the audience to laugh https://twitter.com/10000sexarses/status/1365266199781773317">https://twitter.com/10000sexa...
yelping with glee at this adorkable beauty https://twitter.com/AdamOutside/status/1365268414487425026">https://twitter.com/AdamOutsi...
Puli x border terrier: Gnasher from the Beano
Although tbh nothing looks weirder than a 100% Puli, fucking look at this guy
Another one from our desk of Dogs Who Look Like Carwash Parts: the mighty mastiff x poodle
Tibetan mastiff x husky, you ask? Well let’s jus-OH MY GOD WHO’S A BIG BOI
Oh I like this noble fella very much, sleek physique on fleek https://twitter.com/amylongsden/status/1365313864318017538">https://twitter.com/amylongsd...
Result https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Daumen hoch" aria-label="Emoji: Daumen hoch"> https://twitter.com/MaggieJEvans/status/1365315427908415488">https://twitter.com/MaggieJEv...
Pet me like one of your French girls” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> https://twitter.com/iscotchdotca/status/1365316870165958659?s=21">https://twitter.com/iscotchdo...
Rottweiler x beagle, looks like he’s about to defeat me in a debate somehow???
WHY DOES THE CUSHION RESEMBLE THE DOG https://twitter.com/Pinelauraapple/status/1365325420472782849">https://twitter.com/Pinelaura...
“You can’t just make ‘permanently surprised’ your whole personality!”

chorkies: https://twitter.com/JackBannister94/status/1365326649798107139">https://twitter.com/JackBanni...
Cocker spaniel x corgi, because stop taking life so seriously
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