Thread by @TheStuffOfMemes, some utter genius crossed a pit bull with a dachshund and created [...]

some utter genius crossed a pit bull with a dachshund and created a GOOD LONG BOI

nice

Pit bull x Jack Russell https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1336980842934112256

https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1336980842934112256

pug x whippet, the svelte pug bae with legs for days

Pug x German shepherd, the comical bonsai guardian boi

Corgi x staffie https://twitter.com/charlesarthur/status/1336985181098532864

https://twitter.com/charlesarthur/status/1336985181098532864

Corgi x chihuahua lmao

Havanese x Dalmatian: a cross breed which is not only a presumably impressive sexual feat to create but also looks like it was drawn by a 6 year old

The Chonky Dalmador

Italian greyhound x cocker spaniel: open for surprise

Greyhound x boxer: sleek yet burly, perfect for forehead slaps and not fitting through narrow gaps quite as well as that skinny lil mutt butt would suggest. Simply gorgeous.

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https://twitter.com/smdraii/status/1336713617471905793

https://twitter.com/smdraii/status/1336713617471905793

Shiba inu x bulldog: what if Oddjob, but dog?

Shiba inu x Great Dane: always looks like he just found out his parents had sex and can’t quite handle the truth

Story time: France has an important ban on pits and staffies without a registered pedigree, so in 2014 I had to smuggle my beloved pit bull Ginger (RIP) onto the continent by bribing the vet to change her official breed on her pet passport to “boxer Labrador”, which resembles: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1329107143648219136

https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1329107143648219136

And thus Ginger’s freedom of movement was the reason why I started googling dog breed mixes in the first place, so this thread is dedicated to her

And thus Ginger’s freedom of movement was the reason why I started googling dog breed mixes in the first place, so this thread is dedicated to her

Chihuahua x hell gremlin: this is my friend’s dog Ziggy, who lives in North Carolina. One time I was staying there to visit, and when I started packing to leave Ziggy protested my departure by climbing into my suitcase and pissing all over my clothes. I love him. He’s an asshole.

Dogs evolved into what became dogs as a result of thousands of years of selection based on those wolves who were more docile and friendly toward humans.

They literally wouldn’t exist *as dogs* if it weren’t for 20-40 thousand years of being our best friends. We belong together.

A little thread about how this evolution works so well: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1138873061078458368