some utter genius crossed a pit bull with a dachshund and created a GOOD LONG BOI
nice
Pit bull x Jack Russell https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1336980842934112256
pug x whippet, the svelte pug bae with legs for days
Pug x German shepherd, the comical bonsai guardian boi
Corgi x staffie https://twitter.com/charlesarthur/status/1336985181098532864
Corgi x chihuahua lmao
Havanese x Dalmatian: a cross breed which is not only a presumably impressive sexual feat to create but also looks like it was drawn by a 6 year old
The Chonky Dalmador
Italian greyhound x cocker spaniel: open for surprise đŸŸ
Greyhound x boxer: sleek yet burly, perfect for forehead slaps and not fitting through narrow gaps quite as well as that skinny lil mutt butt would suggest. Simply gorgeous.
đŸŽ¶ intermission music đŸŽ¶ https://twitter.com/smdraii/status/1336713617471905793
Shiba inu x bulldog: what if Oddjob, but dog?
Shiba inu x Great Dane: always looks like he just found out his parents had sex and can’t quite handle the truth
Story time: France has an important ban on pits and staffies without a registered pedigree, so in 2014 I had to smuggle my beloved pit bull Ginger (RIP) onto the continent by bribing the vet to change her official breed on her pet passport to “boxer Labrador”, which resembles: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1329107143648219136
And thus Ginger’s freedom of movement was the reason why I started googling dog breed mixes in the first place, so this thread is dedicated to her â€ïžđŸŸ
Chihuahua x hell gremlin: this is my friend’s dog Ziggy, who lives in North Carolina. One time I was staying there to visit, and when I started packing to leave Ziggy protested my departure by climbing into my suitcase and pissing all over my clothes. I love him. He’s an asshole.
Dogs evolved into what became dogs as a result of thousands of years of selection based on those wolves who were more docile and friendly toward humans.

They literally wouldn’t exist *as dogs* if it weren’t for 20-40 thousand years of being our best friends. We belong together.
A little thread about how this evolution works so well: https://twitter.com/TheStuffOfMemes/status/1138873061078458368
Afghan hound x Labrador: basically Lisa Kudrow
How it started
How it’s going
how did they do it https://twitter.com/stavvers/status/1365256552756760577
Afghan x collie, extremely pretty, RIP your vacuum cleaner
St Bernard x Dalmatian, the design department has been struggling after layoffs
Poodle x Yorkshire terrier, cartoon detective
LINDT BUNNY 😭💔 https://twitter.com/The__Biscuit/status/1365262868854243329
Pitbull x greyhound = a pitbull prepped for high velocity space travel
Italian greyhound x dachshund, new giraffe just dropped
😍looks like he just told a joke and he’s waiting for the audience to laugh https://twitter.com/10000sexarses/status/1365266199781773317
yelping with glee at this adorkable beauty https://twitter.com/AdamOutside/status/1365268414487425026
Puli x border terrier: Gnasher from the Beano
Although tbh nothing looks weirder than a 100% Puli, fucking look at this guy
Another one from our desk of Dogs Who Look Like Carwash Parts: the mighty mastiff x poodle
Tibetan mastiff x husky, you ask? Well let’s jus-OH MY GOD WHO’S A BIG BOI
Oh I like this noble fella very much, sleek physique on fleek https://twitter.com/amylongsden/status/1365313864318017538
Result 👍 https://twitter.com/MaggieJEvans/status/1365315427908415488
Pet me like one of your French girls” 💔 https://twitter.com/iscotchdotca/status/1365316870165958659?s=21
Rottweiler x beagle, looks like he’s about to defeat me in a debate somehow???
WHY DOES THE CUSHION RESEMBLE THE DOG https://twitter.com/Pinelauraapple/status/1365325420472782849
“You can’t just make ‘permanently surprised’ your whole personality!”

chorkies: https://twitter.com/JackBannister94/status/1365326649798107139
Cocker spaniel x corgi, because stop taking life so seriously
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