shrek characters as larries, antis, and neutrals; a thread

shrek
•neutral
•just wishes donkey would shut up about it
•literally couldn’t care less

princess fiona
•twitter larrie but educated af
•loves to fight antis
•prolific fanfic writer

donkey
•twarrie asf
•believes in every stunt
•thought hendall were lowkey cute
•literally never shuts up

lord farquaad
•strong anti
•says larrie ruined their friendship
•insists that harry is straight
•reports the always in my heart tweet

gingerbread man
•instagram bluegreener
•harasses everyone with blue and green heart comments
•”touch your hair if larry is real”

rumpelstiltskin
•anti
•self explanatory
•ruins everything
•loves cherry

puss in boots
•neutral but anti leaning
•claims he had a one night stand with harry in 2013

dragon
•veteran tumblr larrie
•been here since 2010
•has seen some shit
•makes masterposts
•has no time for antis

prince charming
•has literally never heard of larry but thinks sweet creature is a bop

pinocchio
•tiktok larrie
•lowkey weak asf and unlarries once a month
•makes cringe larry POV videos