a dkbk fake dating AU where katsuki forces a pining deku to go with him to his ex, shouto's wedding and katsuki is still kinda salty that they broke up 4 years ago. so he gets too drunk and starts talking all kinds of shit bc he jelly.

*at the ceremony*

baku: boring party, huh?

deku, whispering: kacchan, please the officiant is speaking

baku, taking a sip from a small metal flask: tsk. fucking party pooper

deku, covering his face with his hands: please put that away.

katsuki spends the rest of the ceremony grumbling lowly with an embarrassed red-faced deku and fuyumi constantly looking back and shushing him.

after the ceremony, katsuki is dragging deku by his hand to show off his new "boyfriend" to his newly married ex.

deku: congrats you two!

todo: thanks for coming. inasa, this is katsuki and his bf, izuku. we were classmates.

inasa: hi! nice to mee—

baku: deku treats me better than you ever did.

deku, blushing: ookay, time to uh—let these two talk to the other guests. c'mon kacchan.

baku, while being dragged away: wait—I didn't get to tell him, his husband is bald

deku: let's get you some water.

baku: I want vodka and for halfie to realize what he lost

deku: you're getting water and then we're leaving as soon as the reception is over!!

baku: you're cute when you're angry...

deku, after choking on his spit: shut up, I'm still mad.

as much ad izuku tried to keep an eye on katsuki. he didn't realize his "bathroom break" was his best friend taking shots at the bar and flirting with the bartender.

baku, slurred: s-so, big boy, how about another sh-shot, hmm?

bartender, handing him another shot: the drinks are free, please leave me alone.

baku: don't be shy now—one moree

deku: kacchan! they're about to do the toast! let's go!

baku: but I don't want toast.

enji, finishing his speech:... and I'd like to propose a toast to my son, Shouto and his husband, Inasa. welcome to the family, son. *tearing up* cheers!

everyone: cheers

baku: boo—mph

the entire hall turned around to see katsuki with his mouth covered by deku's lips.

it was enough to make everyone go back to what they were doing.

baku: why the hell'd ya kiss me nerd?!

deku, trying to keep his cool: I—it was for the effect, haha, why else?!

baku: fair enough...

baku: did shouto see?

deku, lying: totally, he even looked jealous.

baku: good, keep kissing me then.

deku, blushing profusely: uh, maybe later, kacchan. let's eat first.

katsuki stays seated really closely with Izuku while they eat, twirling his curls in his fingers and leaning on his shoulder but always keeping a steady gaze on the grooms.

after reception, shouto took a seat at dkbks table to chat.

todo: so how long have you two been going on?

deku: a few months?
baku: a year

baku: a few months
deku: a year.

deku, laughing nervously: times flying by we can't even keep track.

baku: yeah busy fucking me and shit

deku: *coughing on a sip of his water*

todo: I always knew you'd two would end up together.

baku: the fuck does that mean, icyhot?

todo: you always had eyes for midoriya, even when we were dating...

dkbk:...

todo: anyway, I'm glad you both came.

and just like that katsuki sobered up to the point he walked out a blushing mess.

baku talking to himself: shitty deku?! please we're just friends. we don't like each other like that.

baku: /he/ doesn't like me like that either I'm sure! the fuck does stupid icyhot know?!

deku, coming from behind: I—uh, actually do, though... sorry, kacchan.

baku: why the fuck are you apologizing for?

deku: bc I've been keeping it from you. but it's nothing to get worked up over. I'm happy just being f—

katsuki lunges at izuku and crashes his lips on Izuku's.

deku: what was that for?

baku: idk I kept thinking about your lips since earlier.

deku: let's just get you out of here, you drunkie.

baku: only if we cuddle and watch all might movies when we get home.

deku: we haven't done that in awhile... sure, kacchan.

they went back home to their shared apartment bc duh and katsuki fell asleep in Izuku's chest in the middle of the movie.

Izuku made fun of katsuki for days afterwards trying to look past his confession until katsuki brings it up bc he can't stop thinking about deku.

katsuki confesses and Izuku doesn't waste any more time making katsuki his. the very same night, katsuki spent it moaning like a porn star getting his guts rearranged by deku's monster cock

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