Mitsuki: I invited an old friend of mine and her son. He’s your age, so dress up a bit, brat! Maybe you can get lucky!

Katsuki: *throws on his ugliest sweater and sweatpants that hide his body* Don’t tell me what to do

Mitsuki: Suit yourself.

Katsuki: *Looks through the window and spots Izuku and Inko* Fuck, you didn’t tell me he was hot

Katsuki: *changes into a button down and pants*

Izuku: Hello, I’m Midoriya Izuku, nice to meet you! *smiles*

Katsuki: *opens the top three buttons of his shirt* Yes

Mitsuki: *cackles in the background*

Izuku: *slightly confused* Thanks for letting me stay for dinner…?

Katsuki: Feel free to stay forever.

Izuku: What?

Katsuki: You heard me