If American Psycho were made today, what would Patrick’s dinner speech be about?

I think he’d talk about “amplifying marginalized voices, while also centering their bodies” and the epidemic of homeless sex workers—especially genderqueer sex workers.

McDermott: I've seen that bastard sitting in his office scrolling through trans timelines.
Bateman: Their pronouns are they/them now, McDermott.
McDermott: Oh my God, Bateman. Do you want me to buy you some thigh highs?
Bateman: No. Just cool it with the queerphobic remarks.

Patrick: I’m trying to listen to the new Kim Petras single, but my ethically non monogamous girlfriend keeps buzzing in my ear

Evelyn: we should do it, Patrick.

Patrick: do what?

Evelyn: Start an onlyfans. You can be my photographer.

Patrick: I can’t take the time off work.

"The twee lettering, the subtle shaming of performative white allies...Oh my God, it even has a donation link."

"I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's insta story to mine."