The #ThanksgivingWithWWE Thread: Give thanks and be blessed with our family.
Has on the most expensive outfit in the house. Has the most to celebrate. When asked what she’s thankful for, she literally only mentioned her money. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
They offer to host Thanksgiving at their home every year. It’s most likely the biggest house in the family. The food is gonna be phenomenal, and the family photos will go viral. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Outside cooking the Thanksgiving turkey with a blowtorch. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Wants to do Thanksgiving “their way.” Starting arguments. You’re hungry, but you really don’t wanna eat their food. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Wants a plate, but you have no idea who he’s related to. Tryna holla at your auntie during prayer. Constantly lying. Bragging about being a brand ambassador for Lugz. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Your woke friend that you bring to your family functions. He’s annoying, but you know he’s always right. When the holiday political arguments start, you can’t wait for him to slide in the room. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Brought his own zero-waste plate, eco-friendly silverware, biodegradable napkins, and a reusable bamboo straw. Purchased a farm-to-table meal from a local, small business. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Your friends from high school that everyone’s excited to see! They’re super nice to your family. They eat in the basement because they know their conversation isn't PG. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
He used to be your favorite cousin. Then he went to college, joined a fraternity, and started acting brand new. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The one everyone’s proud of and wants an update from. The people who made fun of him are now being too nice and hoping to latch on to his success. Everyone in the family loves his girlfriend. You think he’s quiet, but his friends completely disagree. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Your dad and your uncles. They have a joke about everyone who steps in the house. When entire pans of food start disappearing, it’s likely their fault. They leave after a while to go invade someone else’s family dinner. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Family favorite. Has the best food. Won’t give you her recipes. Has a recap of Thanksgiving Day on her personal YouTube channel. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
They show up with a homemade dish. More importantly, they bring all the board games, and it’s definitely gonna be a wild night. You wake up outta the food coma because they yellin in the other room. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The reason why so many people are having a good time. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The cousins you’ve waited all year to see! The food is always great at dinner, but you stick around cause you know these two are likely to start an after party. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
He asked if he could bless the food, and everyone said “absolutely not” in unison. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The family member who created evening plans before asking if you’re even available. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Showed up to the house with swimming trunks, a flag, and a box of fireworks, because he thought it was the 4th of July. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Friend of the family. Introduces himself to every woman in the room. Lots of “who’s he related to?” People want to fix his plate for him. Didn’t bring a dish but be brought flowers. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Your lifelong friends that show up to all of the important family gatherings. They’re the ones motivating everyone to keep pushing, to keep fighting for your dreams. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
You keep texting them and asking if they’re coming to dinner. One phone is off... one goes straight to a distorted voicemail... The others reply with cryptic messages. They won’t show up unless they want to. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Gathers the family in one room to go around and share what we’re thankful for. Everyone loves talking to her. She’s the one person we all trust. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The aunt who’s proud of no one. None of your updates are impressive. Be better. Do better. And go get her another plate for her ride home. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The family member who has a different “friend” at every gathering. Just got off tour. His nieces and nephews say he’s the coolest in the family. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Criticizes everyone’s food. Anything she made is the best. Wears personalized gloves while visiting your home. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Super chill. Super talented. Most thankful for the music video that he dropped on Thanksgiving. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Never shows up alone. Always brings two or three celebrity guests with him. You weren’t sure if he was coming or not, but you’re glad to see him. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Part of the meal. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
You love having them around, but they’re also the reason dinner might be late. They’re cracking jokes and turning up in the kitchen. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The family member everyone misses. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Will have the best Thanksgiving selfies and stories on Instagram. The one in the family who makes bad puns and mom jokes, but she’s really sweet so they allow it. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Doesn’t have any issues with anyone. Is the first to step in if anyone has an issue. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Parked a limo in front of your neighbor’s home. Showed up to Thanksgiving dinner in custom tailored suits. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Life of the party. She’s the reason why the “Wobble” and Beyonce’s “Before I Let Go” have been played twice. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The fun uncle who’s in the backyard hanging with the kids. They convinced him to put the trampoline under the basketball hoop. He did a 1080 dunk in slow motion. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The successful uncle that has too much time and too much money in retirement. Asked to park his car in your garage. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Thanksgiving brings the family together. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Doesn’t care about Thanksgiving. Showed up to your house because she wanted to. Dared you to try Vegemite on your dinner roll. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Passing out business cards for his brand, and everyone just ends up using them as coasters for their drinks. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
You know how some parents give you “that look” when you’re doing something wrong? She doesn’t waste time with the look. She gets up immediately. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The family members that hired a designer and a photographer for Thanksgiving dinner. There’s an actual red carpet from the living room to the kitchen, and another that extends to the dining room. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
People ask “what’s his deal?” And all you can say is “That’s Dexter.” #ThanksgivingWithWWE
The one who’s usually busy, but finally is able to spend time with the family. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
Greeted everyone at the door. Curated the playlist of music that everyone compliments. Specifically asked for ginger ale as an available beverage. #ThanksgivingWithWWE
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