I used @amitvarma& #39;s Seen & The Unseen mug to drink coffee. A few observations:

1. The coffee started tasting like tea at one point. I realised this is because everything contains multitudes.

2. The mug is great value for money because when I started I thought I had enough coffee for 20 minutes. 4 hours of sipping later, the mug was still full. Amazing.

3. Great for artisanal coffee lovers because all the flavours will be linked in the show notes

4. When I look at my mug to see if it needs refilling, I don& #39;t see it as half empty or half full. I see it as "what gives me hope" and "what gives me despair". Mind blown.

5. I bought 2 mugs and wanted to name them but the stickers kept coming off because they don& #39;t like labels

6. Magically, after you drink the coffee, the grounds at the bottom arrange themselves into circles. These are called consent-ric circles.

7. The handle of the mug is called (spell it with me)...
a-m-i-t-v-A-r-m-a

Thank you for reading all my stupid jokes. I will end with undeniable proof that @amitvarma is indeed Jeff Goldblum and now I& #39;ll do anything to see him in the reboot of Jurassic Park.

Photo from Simblified 100 Live episode, 2018.