I used @amitvarma's Seen & The Unseen mug to drink coffee. A few observations:

1. The coffee started tasting like tea at one point. I realised this is because everything contains multitudes.

2. The mug is great value for money because when I started I thought I had enough coffee for 20 minutes. 4 hours of sipping later, the mug was still full. Amazing.

3. Great for artisanal coffee lovers because all the flavours will be linked in the show notes

4. When I look at my mug to see if it needs refilling, I don't see it as half empty or half full. I see it as "what gives me hope" and "what gives me despair". Mind blown.

5. I bought 2 mugs and wanted to name them but the stickers kept coming off because they don't like labels

6. Magically, after you drink the coffee, the grounds at the bottom arrange themselves into circles. These are called consent-ric circles.

7. The handle of the mug is called (spell it with me)...
a-m-i-t-v-A-r-m-a

Thank you for reading all my stupid jokes. I will end with undeniable proof that @amitvarma is indeed Jeff Goldblum and now I'll do anything to see him in the reboot of Jurassic Park.

Photo from Simblified 100 Live episode, 2018.