Exposing Marcus Rashford the fraud for being a Glazer symptom and his regular PR stunts + showing nothing on the pitch a thread
Useless debut stinking up the pitch with 2 PR stunts at the age of 18
Another PR stunt in his first Manchester Derby
After 3 mins on the pitch on his England debut he does another PR stunt
Rashford doing PR on his Champions League debut, what is it with him constantly doing PR stunts on his debuts in different competitions?
Easy PR stunt tap in goal in the 2017 Europa League semi-finals

#UEL
Doing a PR stunt on supposedly the world's best RB TAA and then scoring an easy tap in
PR stunt vs Chelsea assisted by a 5-yard pass by barber Jog Trimba
ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS! THE PR MERCHANT MISSES AN EASY TAP IN AT STAMFORD BRIDGE! EVEN MY NAN WOULD HAVE SCORED THAT FFS! 🤬
A CLOSER LOOK SHOWS HOW EASY THAT WAS FOR HIM FFS. JUST A BTEC BENTEKE. NO WONDER IT WON MISS OF THE SEASON. 🤬🤬
Another 5-yard pass by Jog Trimba missed by the PR merchant
Another open goal miss 🥱
1st PL appearance against Arsenal and he misses 2 sitters 🥱 don't get why people hyped him up

#MUFC #GoalOfTheDay
Another PR stunt against Spurs, literally the most useless player on the pitch 😡
Here you see Rashford hesitates, stays still and gets easily dispossessed by the Brighton defender. Honestly, what is this guy good at apart from PR stunts?

#MUFC
Rashford stinking up the pitch with another disasterclass against PSG. I'm fed up with the PR merchant.
Rashford comes on as a sub against German farmers (defo not last season's UCL semi-finalists) and MISSES 3 SITTERS IN 18 MINUTES! BIN THE PR MERCHANT ASAP! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Don't get why people are saying he's captain material. Here he is just ignoring new signing Alex Telles who needs confidence instead of encouraging him like all other captains do.
And this shows why football geniuses like Mike LUHG and Rick the Red are right that Rashford is just a PR merchant and the worst ever player to wear a Manchester United shirt and needs to be binned immediately. End of thread.
Bonus: see his open goal misses in big games.
You can follow @TheWaterIsHere.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: