stupid shit that happens at HK intl schools:

Email from mom of kid facing suspension for (among many, many other things) watching porn in class: "as a working parent, the school& #39;s expectations that I be more hands-on regarding my son are unreasonable"
Email from mom of kid who held scissors against a girl& #39;s throat for asking him why he was suddenly walking around in the middle of class with scissors: "maybe it was wrong but my son is the real victim here, his classmates made fun of him for getting out of his seat"
Kid laughing while being scolded by a teacher for pushing little kids half his size out of the way in the hallway. Giggled when told outside of school it& #39;s assault & would result in cops being called: "I& #39;ll just pay them to leave me alone."

Turns out family is super rich
Kid generally being an idiot ass and failing all his classes
Mom: will this mean he& #39;s kicked off the swim team?
PE head (to VP): can I kick him off?
VP: no.
PE head (to mom): uh, no
Mom: oh, then I don& #39;t really care
Kid spending all his time online gaming
Dad: it& #39;s the teacher& #39;s responsibility to ensure he doesn& #39;t play games at home when he& #39;s supposed to be doing his schoolwork
(mom of same kid as above) help how do we make him behave
Teacher: he has to give up a treasure, if he& #39;s good we give it back
Mom: here& #39;s his iPad
Teacher: well, it& #39;s been six months, no improvement! is it really valuable?
Mom: oh, he complained, so I got him a new one
that& #39;s just the recent shit, all details slightly changed for plausible deniability& #39;s sake
From last year

Teacher: your kid destroyed the classroom supplies, ripped up his seatmate& #39;s project and teased one of the girls until she cried. He also didn& #39;t submit any work, so that& #39;s why he failed the class.
Dad: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht"> I& #39;m paying these expensive fees for you to teach him values
Teacher: your kid didn& #39;t do any of the pre-work & plagiarised his final assignment, that& #39;s why he failed
Dad: he didn& #39;t plagiarise
T: it& #39;s 90% copied from this website, the other 10% was added by his tutor on the Google doc
Dad: I& #39;m taking this to the VP
VP: just let him pass
Teacher: Dear X, your kid is failing
(No response for months)
Teacher: here& #39;s the report card
X: I don& #39;t like this grade, change it
Teacher: no!
Lawyer: Hi, I represent X. Please note unless you change the grade I have been instructed to begin litigation.
VP: change the grade
Kid A: breaks Kindle
Kid B: hey! That was my Christmas present!
Kid A: lol so? Just buy a new one.
Kid B: how?
Kid A: ... just use your allowance?
Kid B: it costs a thousand dollars!
Kid A: ... So what?
Kid B: My allowance is $100 a month. What& #39;s yours?
Kid A: $10 000
Teacher: your kid isn& #39;t doing his schoolwork
Mom: ok I& #39;ll forward your concern to my secretary, she deals with him
(same kid) comes crying
Teacher: are you ok? What happened?
Kid: the other children won& #39;t follow my orders! At home everyone does what I tell them to!!

Kid is 10
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