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stupid shit that happens at HK intl schools:
Email from mom of kid facing suspension for (among many, many other things) watching porn in class: "as a working parent, the school's expectations that I be more hands-on regarding my son are unreasonable"
Email from mom of kid facing suspension for (among many, many other things) watching porn in class: "as a working parent, the school's expectations that I be more hands-on regarding my son are unreasonable"
Email from mom of kid who held scissors against a girl's throat for asking him why he was suddenly walking around in the middle of class with scissors: "maybe it was wrong but my son is the real victim here, his classmates made fun of him for getting out of his seat"
Kid laughing while being scolded by a teacher for pushing little kids half his size out of the way in the hallway. Giggled when told outside of school it's assault & would result in cops being called: "I'll just pay them to leave me alone."
Turns out family is super rich
Turns out family is super rich
Kid generally being an idiot ass and failing all his classes
Mom: will this mean he's kicked off the swim team?
PE head (to VP): can I kick him off?
VP: no.
PE head (to mom): uh, no
Mom: oh, then I don't really care
Mom: will this mean he's kicked off the swim team?
PE head (to VP): can I kick him off?
VP: no.
PE head (to mom): uh, no
Mom: oh, then I don't really care
Kid spending all his time online gaming
Dad: it's the teacher's responsibility to ensure he doesn't play games at home when he's supposed to be doing his schoolwork
Dad: it's the teacher's responsibility to ensure he doesn't play games at home when he's supposed to be doing his schoolwork
(mom of same kid as above) help how do we make him behave
Teacher: he has to give up a treasure, if he's good we give it back
Mom: here's his iPad
Teacher: well, it's been six months, no improvement! is it really valuable?
Mom: oh, he complained, so I got him a new one
Teacher: he has to give up a treasure, if he's good we give it back
Mom: here's his iPad
Teacher: well, it's been six months, no improvement! is it really valuable?
Mom: oh, he complained, so I got him a new one
that's just the recent shit, all details slightly changed for plausible deniability's sake
From last year
Teacher: your kid destroyed the classroom supplies, ripped up his seatmate's project and teased one of the girls until she cried. He also didn't submit any work, so that's why he failed the class.
Dad:
I'm paying these expensive fees for you to teach him values
Teacher: your kid destroyed the classroom supplies, ripped up his seatmate's project and teased one of the girls until she cried. He also didn't submit any work, so that's why he failed the class.
Dad:
I'm paying these expensive fees for you to teach him values
Teacher: your kid didn't do any of the pre-work & plagiarised his final assignment, that's why he failed
Dad: he didn't plagiarise
T: it's 90% copied from this website, the other 10% was added by his tutor on the Google doc
Dad: I'm taking this to the VP
VP: just let him pass
Dad: he didn't plagiarise
T: it's 90% copied from this website, the other 10% was added by his tutor on the Google doc
Dad: I'm taking this to the VP
VP: just let him pass
Teacher: Dear X, your kid is failing
(No response for months)
Teacher: here's the report card
X: I don't like this grade, change it
Teacher: no!
Lawyer: Hi, I represent X. Please note unless you change the grade I have been instructed to begin litigation.
VP: change the grade
(No response for months)
Teacher: here's the report card
X: I don't like this grade, change it
Teacher: no!
Lawyer: Hi, I represent X. Please note unless you change the grade I have been instructed to begin litigation.
VP: change the grade
Kid A: breaks Kindle
Kid B: hey! That was my Christmas present!
Kid A: lol so? Just buy a new one.
Kid B: how?
Kid A: ... just use your allowance?
Kid B: it costs a thousand dollars!
Kid A: ... So what?
Kid B: My allowance is $100 a month. What's yours?
Kid A: $10 000
Kid B: hey! That was my Christmas present!
Kid A: lol so? Just buy a new one.
Kid B: how?
Kid A: ... just use your allowance?
Kid B: it costs a thousand dollars!
Kid A: ... So what?
Kid B: My allowance is $100 a month. What's yours?
Kid A: $10 000
Teacher: your kid isn't doing his schoolwork
Mom: ok I'll forward your concern to my secretary, she deals with him
Mom: ok I'll forward your concern to my secretary, she deals with him
(same kid) comes crying
Teacher: are you ok? What happened?
Kid: the other children won't follow my orders! At home everyone does what I tell them to!!
Kid is 10
Teacher: are you ok? What happened?
Kid: the other children won't follow my orders! At home everyone does what I tell them to!!
Kid is 10
