《 crazy shit wilbur soot has done: a thread 》

⇥ broke his hand in year 11 after punching somebody because they insulted his mother

⇥ just sat through the pain of a broken hand for 2 years years before fixing it again when he got out of the shower and just happened to hit it in the right place and it snapped back into place

⇥ has an alt account where he just tweets in emojis

⇥ when he was 17 he snuck out of his house in the middle of the night and went to the netherlands because he felt like it

⇥ roleplayed as a tamagotchi and as a girl on runescape to get free gold

⇥ has a pilots license which means he can legally fly a plane if he wanted to

⇥ apparently almost got kidnapped while going to go pick up said pilot's license

⇥ ran a whole ass arg that nobody has ever been able to solve

⇥ picked up guitar when he was 20 and now plays the guitar perfectly, released a whole album plus two songs about being in love with an egirl

⇥ can sneeze on command when he eats a mint

⇥ has and keeps a log of peoples embarrassing moments ever since he got bullied for wearing a meme face shirt as a kid

⇥ just sits in vcs with his friends and pretends to be flying an aeroplane with them

⇥ has a massive spreadsheet of how his day went every single day and has kept it for ages

⇥ had to delete tinder because he got bullied off by all the girls on it

⇥ lacks the sense of taste

⇥ likes to bully people when he goes on dates with them

⇥ literally wrote lore and a whole ass storyline for the dreamsmp

⇥ actively wants to get possessed, thinks it would be "cool"

⇥ ran a whale forum as a kid where he roleplayed

⇥ sometimes picks up shit from the side of the road and kinda just Keeps it

⇥ is literally 6'5 how the fuck is he that tall

⇥ made fake whale facts and successfully scammed an entire server into buying them

⇥ is learning dutch

⇥ likes to do things to psyche us up (played marlboro nights on stream once, likes to create Angst so we Cry, references our bits on stream)

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