Happiest Season first watch thread. beware spoilers and shitty takes.
I& #39;m sorry but i havent heard the TriStar theme since I was a kid! Like bitch, am i watching Matilda?! There better be a song in the middle like there was in Hook.
the opening credits are frightening! why are their heads freaking me out
let me preface this thread that im completely sober. so take this seriously.
a reindeer sub and mrs claus dom. checks out.
get me a kristen stewart to sit on my lap this christmas.
so does every couple get engaged on New years eve? thats an actual thing?
Kristen Stewart is my friend Laura when we& #39;re chatty.
Christmas mom!!!!
i love Jane! protecc her!
We all had a crush on Josh Hartnett. DONT LIE!
EW. Tipper is just the worst!
oh hello, Riley... leather pants, she gay.
that lifestyle choice? fuck you Tipper and Ted.
Dan Levy is everything.
Sloane& #39;s a bitch.
and her kids are robots. theyre literally Korra& #39;s twin cousins Desna and Eska
half hour in and top three characters are Jane, John, and the fish.
my girl Riley is back! be gay and do crimes with Rile, Abby!
ew, connor& #39;s back.
THE FISH! WHY?!
I love Riley!
Also the Oxwood makes me miss Sweetwater.
Also the Oxwood makes me miss Sweetwater.
ugh, Harper is on my shit list.
ew, connor& #39;s here.
oh my god. i& #39;ve had this exact "text me when you get home" conversation at the bar.
there was: she a gay.
yes abby! please leave her!
jane is me. i am jane.
Riley, you can stomp on me and stab me with candycane shiv.
damn, harper. trying to reel me in with tears. its working. fuck.
**had to drive to beverly hills to pick up my brother but im back!** we continue.
dammit John. with that damn speech. i forgive you for killing the fish.
Jane saved this entire movie
Tipper is getting there. lets go ted. cmon dont be the villain.
"stay out of this, Sappho."
dont mind if i do, *whistles and sneaks away*
dont mind if i do, *whistles and sneaks away*