joder just stay in your fucking house

I just very sincerely want all my friends who are staying home alone tomorrow to know that I love you so much and I wish I could cook for you and have you all over here in our living room where I would force you to watch the new Taylor Swift special. Our country is fucking stupid

I do like one earnest tweet every two months so enjoy this one

or alternately I might force you to watch a marathon of all the Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episodes plus the Gilmore Girls one that I practically wore out the tape on in 2002

yes i TAPED gilmore girls episodes in high school to share with my bff who did not get the wb

this thread has gone off the rails sorry it's the haybz