my sister today:
Alaska is a state???
A verb is an action???

now she’s trying to teach me how to twerk while i’m taking my midterm — i really got all the braincells huh

me: happy thanksgiving!!!
her: you’re the first person to EVER tell me that

“Antarctica is at the bottom of the United States!”

Her: When we get a cut and lose blood do we ever get it back?
Me: I’m sure your body would just make more to make up for it?
Her: Our bodies make blood? I thought it was from the womb?
SHE’S 17??????????

“VT gets the some of the least electoral votes, Vietnam ”

she thought toy story was a live action movie where only the toys were animated —

she made me get up to make sure the oven wasn’t on because she swore she heard it — and it was on a tiktok she was watching

she was going through my purse and giggled because she thought she found condoms... but they were bags of tea

“Marisel, let’s manifest this - oh wait let me check if it’s angel numbers!”

it’s been a while but
“Remember when Todoroki cried over Nezuko”

*her boyfriend gave her money so she could go to disneyland for her hs graduation gift*
“it’s because i put rose quartz in his closet ”