America, as it exists right now, is a fully realized, higher-stage communist society. Several proofs.

1. Communism is when you have freedom.
2. America is the land of the free.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communism is liberating.
2. America always liberates people in oppressed countries.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communist countries always have red on their flags.
2. America has red on its flag.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communist countries have legislative branches in which one party, colored red, holds ultimate control.

2. America has the Senate, in which one party, colored red, holds ultimate control.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communism is when you fight your freedom.

2. Americans are always fighting for their freedom.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communist countries are created in revolutions.

2. America was created in a revolution.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communism is when you have no food.

2. I am currently wanting a snack.

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communism requires reading a lot of mucho texto theory.

2. America has the Constitution. Also, wow, you read this far?

Ergo, America is communist.

1. Communist countries are ruled by evil communist dictators.

2. Joe Biden is an evil communist dictators.

Ergo, America is communist.