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welcome to the live-tweet thread for my first time watching Face/Off. I pressed played on this movie 2 hours ago and then stopped immediately because I could tell I needed to give it my full attention and I was too busy looking at vintage dress patterns
this Cage & #39;stache is going to haunt me
why would they do such an intense close up of it, is the stache plot-relevant??
???!!!!!!
I& #39;d have watched this movie 2 decades ago if anyone had told me CCH Pounder was in it
this movie already has so much movie in it
if Face/Off had been made in the 2000s this guy& #39;d have been played by Seth Green
this is a fast and the furious movie
are they gunna fuck
I do miss how 90s movies could be extremely hand-wavy with the science, I miss that kinda fantastical bullshit
hey real quick can anyone tell me if there& #39;s going to be Real Gross Stuff with the wife and daughter once the face-swapping hijinks take up? Like non-consensual stuff that will it make me disappointed in this movie?
specifically I& #39;m worried because of that early scene were Cage gropes the daughter and the daughter& #39;s into it (??) which is such a 90& #39;s thing of like... look how much women (that I control the words and actions of) love to be sexually harassed!
A VIOLENT SNEEZE MIGHT DISLODGE THE FACE???
I want to see the Mrs. Doubtfire-esque comedy version of this movie where he sneezes the face off mid-heist and has to do some wacky adventures to retrieve it
the magnetic boots,,,,,, gang, I was wrong, this is the comedy version of this movie
what, they don& #39;t have like a face vault, they just leave faces laying around where they last used it like that one cup you use for water?
I don& #39;t like Cage or Travolta particularly but this movie might at least convince me they& #39;re good actors
god the sheer AMOUNT that Castor wants to fuck himself, this really could have been a whole different movie
this is the smartest dumb movie I& #39;ve seen in a long time
THEY SAID IT, THEY SAID THE TITLE
THEY SAID IT LIKE NINE TIMES
I am here for Jamie pushing back against the victim-blaming line but I& #39;m double-plus extra here for giving her a switchblade
The fact that Castor likes having his tongue sucked has come up twice and I also hope that& #39;s a plot point
I cannot tell if this is good or dumb but I know that it& #39;s earnest and I appreciate it for that
this movie becomes 10% more camp every time someone does the whole-hand face-stroke
not enough movies these days have 5-way gun showdowns
in churches, with doves, especially
awe fuck is Archer going to end up raising Adam as his own son, what, which greek tragedy is that even from
alright A++ switchblading
these boat stunts! are WILD!!
