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niggas pull up to me and be like “yoo I saw your father the other day” and on my life I have to ask “yeah? How is he? I aint seen that nigga in weeks”
what makes me relate to that video even more is that he calls his other parent “his father” and how he’s got a warm soft blanket on his shoulders
bro, I’ve asked this man what he does for a living, wallahi he told me “to stand in front of you”
“to stand in front of you”
i fucking hate this guy, on my life bro
one time, my father asked me for £300 and promised to give it back next month
When I asked for the money back, he asked me where he could give me back
When I asked for the money back, he asked me where he could give me back
my cousins wedding last year, my father threatened and actually left without me cos I took too long to get ready
I managed to catch up to him to find a yute that looked exactly like me
bro why and how did he already find a replacement son to go with him???
I managed to catch up to him to find a yute that looked exactly like me
bro why and how did he already find a replacement son to go with him???
back in year 5, my father told me one day I could go home by myself because it was literally a 5 minute walk home from the school
Tell me why that same day he calls fed cos I went “missing” and tells my mother he never made that deal with me
Tell me why that same day he calls fed cos I went “missing” and tells my mother he never made that deal with me
my father left me at the barber shop.
That’s it.
That’s it.
My father told me that if he could, he’d say I’m not his, but he can’t cos the resemblance is uncanny.
I was 9 and had just peed myself in the queue in East Ham primark
I was 9 and had just peed myself in the queue in East Ham primark
Bro the biggest L is really when he used to leave me places, like this nigga would take me McDonald’s, order my food, tell me to sit at a table, walk outside and just fuck off
Like bro you’d think he came back eventually but NO! NO HE WOULD NOT!!
Like bro you’d think he came back eventually but NO! NO HE WOULD NOT!!
