Y’all. Craziest thing ever in my life just happened. I swear this was only like 30 minutes ago.

We’re sitting here, minding our business, and we hear this knocking at our door. We’re not expecting anyone....but it’s like a continuous, frantic knocking, you know?
So I open the door, look down...and there are two girl white girls at the door. In pajamas. Barefoot. Like 5 and 4 years old.

So I’m IMMEDIATELY terrified.

We’re looking at them like

“....Yes? Are you all ok?”
The girls immediately are like “We looking for somebody to love us...we’ve been walking a long long time and we don’t have a family!”

Again, in pajamas and socks.
I’m looking EVERYWHERE. Because I just know this is a setup. I know it in my SOUL. I’m asking questions like “how long have you been outside? Where did you come from?”

They’re like “We’ve been outside forever! We don’t have a home! We don’t have a mommy and daddy!”
MIND YOU, I STILL HAVEN’T LET THEN IN THE HOUSE
Eventually, we let them in, because we aren’t complete monsters. They see my daughter and her toys in the middle of the floor, and they first start having a GREAT fucking time.
I SPRINT outside. And I just know I’m about to get hit upside the head. I’m looking everywhere, running up and down the street trying to see if someone is calling for them or looking.

Nothing. Complete silence.
My wife calls the police to see if there’s an Amber Alert or something, because WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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