Watching twilight for the first time will give live updates on my thoughts that none of you asked for

First thought. Are there truly that many cacti in Arizona

Love the pornstache on her police dad lmao ALSO JUST NOTICED SHE TOOK A CACTUS WITH HER HAHAHA

I can never understand how ANYONE could be team Jacob even just seeing the memes when I was younger. All I see is SHARK BOI

The part where Edward first sees bella in the lab abdjdnvllshsjdi he looks constipated

The soundtrack is truly a work of art tbh

Okay now I understand all of the baseball memes I think?

Dr Cullen letting Bella leave the ED without a CT scan after basically being hit by a car QUESTIONABLE

He look stinky

I just remembered isn’t fifty shades of grey based on twilight fan fiction or did I make that up

The stalker vibes from fifty shades and this I see the parallels

Why do all mansions in the woods look like that

Overall 7/10 for pop culture impact & soundtrack. The cringe was fun to watch tbh