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things that are horrible when you’re left handed or why are we clowns - a thread :
-“oh you’re left handed!”
ahahah how did you find out genius?
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ahahah how did you find out genius?
pen with ink that doesn’t dry instantly
*smudges everywhere*https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏻" title="Thumbs up (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (heller Hautton)">
*smudges everywhere*
“omg your handwriting looks good for a left handed”
for a left handed... you kidding me right
for a left handed... you kidding me right
being sat at the wrong place and bumping into people each time you’re trying to write resulting in paper sheets filled with strange lines https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">
putting everything in your left pocket https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht"> the struggle for someone else to find it
taking the subway https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧍🏻♀️" title="Stehende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Stehende Frau (heller Hautton)">why are the things to validate your ticket ALWAYS on the right ????
eating next to right handed people, you’re gonna bump into them on way or another
opening cans with a can opener. it’s impossible. that thing is designed for right handed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Küssendes Katzengesicht mit geschlossenen Augen">
people forcing you to use your right hand when you’re clearly not comfortable with it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥲" title="Smiling face with tear" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with tear">
scissors. you can’t use normal scissors, you need special left handed scissors hehe
this awkward moment when you’re handshaking someone and both of you stretch you left hand https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕺🏻" title="Tanzender Mann (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzender Mann (heller Hautton)">
the zippers and buttons on pants or shirts https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht"> always on the wrong side
and don’t forget that you have a life expectancy shorter that right handed people because you’re taking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">riskshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
and in my personal opinion, a girl in middle school refused to sit next to me because i was left handed and “cursed” so educate your children https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
neways, being left handed is fun but society is still struggling adapting itself to us
