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Showing the kids Home Alone.
Middle son is freaked the fuck out. He thought this was real and a kid was in danger. Quick pause to explain acting and sets.
Oldest son “this is really poor communication skills.”
Kids do not understand a pre-911 airport layout.
Oldest son: Does Pepsi get you drunk?
Oldest: How is the Grinch in this if Disney doesn’t own the Grinch?
(Now I’m explaining how media gets cleared for movies.)
(Now I’m explaining how media gets cleared for movies.)
Middle son: You can stone cold murder someone with a BB gun let me tell you how.
Me:
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Me:
We had to pause so we could all do our best face slapping scream impression.
Oldest gets super excited every time someone says the title.
Oldest: OH MY GOD DO THEY ARREST CHILDREN?? (Kevin running out with the toothbrush).
Me: absolutely.
Oldest: wow well now I’m concerned.
Me: absolutely.
Oldest: wow well now I’m concerned.
Daughter: OH MY GOD HE LEFT THE WATER RUNNING THAT WILL AFFECT THEIR WATER BILL SO HARD.
Seriously my daughter keeps explaining the tricks and reasoning to me like I don’t get it and it’s beyond hilarious.
Burglars fall down stairs
Oldest: that is going to hurt in the morning, he’s clearly over 30.
Oldest: that is going to hurt in the morning, he’s clearly over 30.
