The handball was what football is all about, it gave a whole nation the beautiful gift of feeling immensely cheated by something unimportant, and the fact top level football around the world is bringing in surveillance systems to stop things like that happening again shows just..

...shows what a THICK BUNCH OF CLUELESS ANTI-FOOTBALL SHITBAGS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW THE JOY OR MISERY OF A LAST MINUTE GOAL IF IT RIPPED ITS SHIRT OFF IN CELEBRATION AND LACTATED HOT ACID IN THEIR IDIOT FUCKFACE EYES. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you and your mum and your uncles.

I really mean it. I really really mean it. I'm hopping mad as I write this. I MEAN IT. You stupid dickheads. Go away immediately!

I love football.