how likely will you survive an apocalypse? - based on your lightstick
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will have a cw // if some violence may be triggering
EXO-L
eribong
70-75%
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> y’all lightstick bright asf, can not only help you see but can blind a mf
> it’s pretty sturdy, good for whacking
> but the battery life fam... hopefully it’ll last more than 1 night
Stay
nachimbong
68-72%
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> low key a compass so you can find yo way
> it ain’t fragile so I got sum hopes
> another one bright asf
> not really weapon but y’all got felix’s demon voice on yo side I have faith you’ll survive at least a couple days
ATINY
lightiny
60-70%
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> staytinys are married so I’m assuming y’all would team up
> another compass
> y’all got san’s and seonghwa’s stage demons on yo side, you gon make it pretty far
NCTzen
meumwonbong
73-77%
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> it’s a block can’t go wrong with smacking
> pretty bright
> battery will last you awhile
> y’all wouldn’t hesitate to fight in a fight or flight situation
Fantasy
jigubong
60-68%
cw // stabbing
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> we gots another bright asf
> I feel like it’ll just be a good weapon to just stab if needed like you kinda just go bop bop 🔪🔪
> sadly battery life might not let you last
iKONIC
konbat
76-83%
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> exokonics are also married and the power they hold together damn
> not the brightest but ig it’s okay when you wanna hide
> the battery life will def last you
> literally a whole ass freakin bat and konics wouldn’t hesitate to knock someone out
Orbit
satellight
52-63%
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> mf fricken huge like jesus
> the power you hold
> legit all I think is that you just go *whack* to anyone who goes against you
> size may give you away or slow you down tho
BLINK
bbyongbong
79-85%
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> another literal weapon
> again not the brightest
> battery will last you
> blinks are already scary and you wanna give em a weapon?? yea they’ll make it
> squeaks tho not the best for hiding
Lullet
cherry bullet lightstick
68-73%
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> it’s a freakin gun very hard to not last at least a day
> I feel like lullets would try to form alliances but won’t hesitate to pull the trigger if someone double crosses
> battery might not last tho
ABNEW
ab6ix lightstick
50-56%
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> seems very easy to move around with
> optimal whacking properties
> average brightness
> battery might not last
> I feel like y’all be too busy admiring it instead of trying to survive
ahgase/iGOT7
ahgabong
46-52%
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> it’s a bird sorry fam
> I mean I can see y’all pecking your enemies with it and I respect that
> light is on the dimmer side
> battery will last you awhile
> I feel like y’all are too nice and wouldn’t be able to hurt the lil bird
ARMY
army bomb
70-74%
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> I mean it is a whole ass bomb but bombs kinda be one time use yknow?
> average battery and brightness but battery is on the lower side
> the fact that it’s army with a weapon is the sole reason I believe y’all will make it far
Once
candy bong
45-51%
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> sorry y’all it’s a lollipop
> brightness is on the dimmer side
> battery probably won’t last
> I have faith in the element of surprise, yall would distract with the what is love or fancy choreography and hit em when they least expect it respect
ReVeluv
kim manbong
57-64%
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> easy to transport
> I think it’s aight to smack with
> brightness is average
> good battery tho yall would last a good amount
> I feel like your hatred for sm would fuel you so getting hit would hurt way more than it should
Carat
caratbong
72-76%
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> a very bright mf
> not the best battery
> radiating rich privilege vibes
> you’d survive the first couple days solely cuz of the “rich vibez”
> I feel like y’all would admire it too much but if someone were to damage it you’d go feral
MOA
txt lightstick
58-63%
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> battery wouldn’t last that long
> y’all the children of staytiny so I have some hope
> It seems a lil too delicate? to whack with
> I feel y’all are like devil children, you’re innocent but one false move you gon go ham on a mf
Monbebe
monsta x lightstick
74-79%
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> brightness is on the higher side so good light source
> battery will last you a good while
> again rich privilege vibez
> would survive first couple days cuz of rich vibez but would be fine on their own
> seems durable, good for smacking
Moomoo
moobong
68-74%
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> we gots another bright mf
> battery won’t last pretty far
> it’s a radish and I vibe with the idea of whacking your enemies with it
> looks very suitable for smacking
Melody
btob lightstick
67-75%
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> you can signal other melodies good for alliances
> it’s a trumpet? So you can assert your dominance over your enemies
> brightness is pretty good
> battery will get you through
Starlight
vixx lightstick
35-42%
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> radiates pretty privilege so you’ll live at least a day
> looks good for whacking and hitting yes there’s a difference
> battery will not last long tho
> brightness on the lower side
Shawol
shinee lightstick
55-62%
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> seems easy to transport
> perfect for a good smack
> battery and brightness are pretty good
> seems a lil fragile? Where the diamond is
> but also radiates pretty privilege vibes so you gon last
VIP
bangbong
75-80%
cw // stabbing
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> y’all had the first so “experience” will be very helpful
> another one I feel like will be good for stabbing
> royalty vibez, I can feel y’all just establishing your dominance
> battery gon last you long
> brightness ain’t the best
E.L.F
superbong
76-79%
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> it won’t slow you down
> optimal design for whacking
> average brightness and battery life
> I can see y’all sneaking up on others and just knocking em out
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