Thread by @tipsmom3, In honor of Emily's potato thread, I'm doing a thread where I [...]

In honor of Emily's potato thread, I'm doing a thread where I substitute a word from a #Sanditon quote w/ the term "lava lamp."

Hilarity is sure to ensue! At least I'll be amused--so that's something!
"Your lava lamp is safe with me."

I love this already!

"Perhaps you'll be more comfortable on the lava lamp."

"Could it be that we share the same lava lamp?" That sounds a little questionable. . .

"Not the lava lamp I was after."

Stringer, you naughty boy!

"Do not despair bc I have a lava lamp."

Sisters are doing it for themselves. . .

"The lava lamp has arrived." Okay, now we're Fuchs-ed! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

"Lava lamps. . .most refreshing!" I'm no doctor, but I agree with him.

"Do you suppose there'll be a lava lamp store? I do hope so." You & me both, Arthur.

"I was hoping we could find a moment where we could lava lamp together."

Works for me, Sidney!

"I suppose it's a grave weakness, but I cannot not make myself excited about lava lamps." This one is actually kind of tragic. Sorry, Esther.

"A little more lava lamp?" I sure hope so. . .

"I was lying--we both were, on the lava lamp." Sharing is caring.

"I fell in love with your lava lamp"

"You and me. And your aunt's lava lamp." Okay, now I'm just confused.

"New lava lamp?" Why, Sidney, are you making her an offer?

"I'm intrigued to hear what I might lava lamp next." Oh please let it be Charlotte. Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.

"I'm sure talk of his lava lamp is premature."

Sorry, Otis.

"If I must marry, why not marry a lava lamp?" Umm, is that even legal? Whatever floats your boat, Esther!

“You see, we were sure of a good lava lamp.”

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