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When the boogy man goes to bed, he checks under his bed for @chucknorris ... When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under his bed for @GenFlynn
@GenFlynn has counted to Infinity ... TWICE.
When asked how many pushups he can do, @GenFlynn responded "All of them."
@GenFlynn has counted to Infinity ... TWICE.
When asked how many pushups he can do, @GenFlynn responded "All of them."
@GenFlynn doesnât read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you spell @GenFlynn in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When God said, âLet there be light!â @GenFlynn said, âSay Please.â ...* @JosephJFlynn1 was giggling off to one side.
If you spell @GenFlynn in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
When God said, âLet there be light!â @GenFlynn said, âSay Please.â ...* @JosephJFlynn1 was giggling off to one side.
@GenFlynn has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. *Like the fine Irish lad he be. 
@GenFlynn does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
@GenFlynn does not sleep. He waits.
@GenFlynn does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
@GenFlynn does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of @GenFlynn is pain.
On the 7th day, God rested ⊠@GenFlynn took over.
@GenFlynn drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.
@GenFlynn once killed an Iraqi insurgent with his finger, by yelling, âBang!â
The dark is afraid of @GenFlynn.
On the 7th day, God rested ⊠@GenFlynn took over.
@GenFlynn drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.
@GenFlynn once killed an Iraqi insurgent with his finger, by yelling, âBang!â
The dark is afraid of @GenFlynn.
If @chucknorris thinks these looks familiar, he can talk to @GenFlynn ... Vegas odds makers have it 17,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 he WON'T.
@GenFlynn once won a game of Connect Four against his brother @JosephJFlynn1 in three moves. *Joe didn't complain to their parents.
@GenFlynn can strangle you with a cordless phone.
@GenFlynn never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
@GenFlynn can strangle you with a cordless phone.
@GenFlynn never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.
@GenFlynn can build a snowman out of liberal tears.
When @GenFlynn enters a room, he doesnât turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
@GenFlynn doesnât wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
@GenFlynn spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
@GenFlynn can divide by zero.
When @GenFlynn enters a room, he doesnât turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
@GenFlynn doesnât wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
@GenFlynn spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
@GenFlynn can divide by zero.
@GenFlynn is the only man who can fight himself and win. * @GoJackFlynn has video tape, but is afraid to show it, because people are scared enough already.
@GenFlynn can start a fire with an ice cube.
@GenFlynn is the only man who can fight himself and win.
@GenFlynn can start a fire with an ice cube.
@GenFlynn is the only man who can fight himself and win.
@GenFlynn doesnât dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
@DonaldJTrumpJr gave a grizzly bear carpet to @GenFlynn. The bear isnât dead. It's just afraid to move.
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of @GenFlynn is called logic.
@DonaldJTrumpJr gave a grizzly bear carpet to @GenFlynn. The bear isnât dead. It's just afraid to move.
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of @GenFlynn is called logic.
Once in Iraq, @GenFlynn threw a grenade and killed 50 insurgents. Then it exploded.
@GenFlynn can make a slinky go upstairs ... Just by staring at it.
When @GenFlynn was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. * @flynn_neill can confirm this.
@GenFlynn can make a slinky go upstairs ... Just by staring at it.
When @GenFlynn was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. * @flynn_neill can confirm this.
@chucknorris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
@GenFlynn is the reason Hunter Biden is hiding.
Mission Impossible was originally set in @GenFlynn's house.
@GenFlynn is banned from England. He keeps playing Jenga with Stonehenge.
@GenFlynn can drown a fish.
@GenFlynn is the reason Hunter Biden is hiding.
Mission Impossible was originally set in @GenFlynn's house.
@GenFlynn is banned from England. He keeps playing Jenga with Stonehenge.
@GenFlynn can drown a fish.
@GenFlynn doesnât play hide-and-seek, he plays hide-and-pray-I-donât-find-you.
@GenFlynn can unscramble an egg.
*to this day @lofly727 hasn't had a decent breakfast.
@GenFlynn doesnât have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
@GenFlynn can unscramble an egg.
*to this day @lofly727 hasn't had a decent breakfast.
@GenFlynn doesnât have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
@GenFlynn can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
@GenFlynn does not shake hands. He makes them tremble.
When @GenFlynn was at @WestPoint_USMA, his English teacher assigned an essay: âWhat is courage?â He received an A+++ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
@GenFlynn does not shake hands. He makes them tremble.
When @GenFlynn was at @WestPoint_USMA, his English teacher assigned an essay: âWhat is courage?â He received an A+++ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
