When the boogy man goes to bed, he checks under his bed for @chucknorris ... When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under his bed for @GenFlynn

@GenFlynn has counted to Infinity ... TWICE.

When asked how many pushups he can do, @GenFlynn responded "All of them."

@GenFlynn doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you spell @GenFlynn in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

When God said, “Let there be light!” @GenFlynn said, “Say Please.” ...* @JosephJFlynn1 was giggling off to one side.

@GenFlynn has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning. *Like the fine Irish lad he be.

@GenFlynn does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

@GenFlynn does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of @GenFlynn is pain.

On the 7th day, God rested … @GenFlynn took over.

@GenFlynn drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

@GenFlynn once killed an Iraqi insurgent with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

The dark is afraid of @GenFlynn.

If @chucknorris thinks these looks familiar, he can talk to @GenFlynn ... Vegas odds makers have it 17,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 he WON'T.

@GenFlynn once won a game of Connect Four against his brother @JosephJFlynn1 in three moves. *Joe didn't complain to their parents.

@GenFlynn can strangle you with a cordless phone.

@GenFlynn never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

@GenFlynn can build a snowman out of liberal tears.

When @GenFlynn enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

@GenFlynn doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

@GenFlynn spices up his steaks with pepper spray.

@GenFlynn can divide by zero.

@GenFlynn is the only man who can fight himself and win. * @GoJackFlynn has video tape, but is afraid to show it, because people are scared enough already.

@GenFlynn can start a fire with an ice cube.

@GenFlynn is the only man who can fight himself and win.

@GenFlynn doesn’t dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

@DonaldJTrumpJr gave a grizzly bear carpet to @GenFlynn. The bear isn’t dead. It's just afraid to move.

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. Fear of @GenFlynn is called logic.

Once in Iraq, @GenFlynn threw a grenade and killed 50 insurgents. Then it exploded.

@GenFlynn can make a slinky go upstairs ... Just by staring at it.

When @GenFlynn was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. * @flynn_neill can confirm this.

@chucknorris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
@GenFlynn is the reason Hunter Biden is hiding.

Mission Impossible was originally set in @GenFlynn's house.

@GenFlynn is banned from England. He keeps playing Jenga with Stonehenge.

@GenFlynn can drown a fish.

@GenFlynn doesn’t play hide-and-seek, he plays hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.

@GenFlynn can unscramble an egg.
*to this day @lofly727 hasn't had a decent breakfast.

@GenFlynn doesn’t have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

@GenFlynn can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

@GenFlynn does not shake hands. He makes them tremble.

When @GenFlynn was at @WestPoint_USMA, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+++ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.