Who are you trusting to make the turkey?
Who are you trusting to make the stuffing?
Who’s in charge of making the cornbread?
Who’s in charge of the adult drinks?
Who’s gonna start shit with the bougie cousin first?
Who is the bougie cousin?
Who...uh, brings their partner that no one likes 👀
Who says grace?
Who talking shit their best friend on their phone?
Who makes the greens?
Who NOT allowed in the kitchen, at all?
Who takes a bite and say “uh...who tf made the gravy?? This shit is ass.”
Who burns the baked macaroni because they were high af
Who wants to help but everyone babies him because he’s so precious, they just keep sneaking him small portions so they can just watch him eat in delight?
Who is most likely to start a fight?
Who tries to stop the fight but gets told “WHO TF EVEN ASKED YOU?!”
Who tries to leave the area before it gets bad but also takes his plate
Who says “wanna take it outside??!”
Who says “see, this is why I don’t like visiting y’all. The macaroni burnt and I coulda be getting dick sucked RIGHT now 🙄
There’s a fight. Who you think it’s between?
Who tries to break it up but gets a little hurt in the process?
Who still eating at the table while they fighting?
Who’s yelling “WORLDSTAR!!”
Who is fanning themselves and saying “I left tiktok and my melanin...for this???”
The fight is over and Taeyong got everyone to calm down and talk seriously about how important giving thanks is. Who suddenly says “Bruh, can you just cut the damn turkey?”
Who gets to cut the turkey?
Who shows up, ABSOLUTELY uninvited
I mean no gifts, no money, no lawsuits, no fucking tolo, NOTHING
Who baked the sweet potato pie?
Who gets a slice and says “eww the fuck is this?”
Who tells Ten “please you don’t even eat fruit. Your nutt probably taste like battery acid and nail polish remover.”
After dinner, when it’s time to clean who stands up, stretches and say “aight, I’m finna head out.”
Who does the cleaning?
AND THIS CONCLUDES #NCThanksgiving
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