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19 Funny Stock Market quotes, thoughts, and images (thread)
"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."
-- Warren Buffett
19 Funny Stock Market quotes, thoughts, and images (thread)
"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."
-- Warren Buffett
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"Every day, self-proclaimed stock market & #39;experts& #39; tell us why the market just went up or down, as if they really knew.
So where were they yesterday?"
-- Anonymous
"Every day, self-proclaimed stock market & #39;experts& #39; tell us why the market just went up or down, as if they really knew.
So where were they yesterday?"
-- Anonymous
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"If stock market experts were so expert,
they would be buying stocks,
not selling advice."
-- Norman R. Augustine
"If stock market experts were so expert,
they would be buying stocks,
not selling advice."
-- Norman R. Augustine
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"October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February."
-- Mark Twain
"October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks.
The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February."
-- Mark Twain
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"The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried."
-- Unknown
"The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried."
-- Unknown
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A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.
A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.
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The market is weird.
Every time one guy sells, another one buys,
and they both think they& #39;re smart.
The market is weird.
Every time one guy sells, another one buys,
and they both think they& #39;re smart.
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Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market: An 18 month period when the kids get no allowance.
Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market: An 18 month period when the kids get no allowance.
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There are 3 different types of investors.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="1⃣" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 1" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 1">Those who don& #39;t know anything
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="2⃣" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 2" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 2">Those who know a little
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="3⃣" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 3" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 3">Those who don& #39;t realize they don& #39;t know anything
There are 3 different types of investors.
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The perfect strategy works every time until you start using it
The perfect strategy works every time until you start using it
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Economists have predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.
Economists have predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.
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