what your favorite greek god says about you, a thread
aphrodite (goddess of love, beauty, pleasure and procreation)

- so mf hot
- loves to compliment people but can't take a fucking compliment
- god complex
- probably smells really nice tbh
apollo (god of prophecy and oracles, music, song, poetry, healing, plague, disease and protector of the young boys)

- hopeless romantic
- can't live without music
- probably a theatre kid
- always gets their heart broken
- project onto fictional characters a lot
ares (god of war, battlelust, courage and civil order)

- anger issues
- very passionate about the things you love
- will fight a bitch
- simp
- a softie on the inside
artemis (goddess of hunting, the wilderness, wild animals, childbirth and protector of young girls)

- sapphic
- in love with the moon
- probably in love with their best friend
- touch starved
- loves dogs
athena (goddess of wisdom and good councel, war, the defence of towns, heroic endeavour, weaving and pottery)

- burnt out gifted kid syndrome
- either extremely smart or extremely stupid
- read a lot as a kid and now can't read for shit
- gives really good advice
demeter (goddess of agriculture, grain and bread)

- cottagecore bitch
- probably really nice tbh
- either a great baker or won't step foot in the kitchen
- loves intensely
dionysus (god of wine, vegetation, madness, festivity and wild frenzy)

- probably not cis
- most likely gay
- commitment issues
- the funny friend
- loves grapes
hades (king of the underworld and god of the dead and hidden wealth of the earth)

- probably depressed
- older sibling energy
- has a caffeine addition
- mommy/daddy issues (or both)
hecate (goddess of the night, witchcraft and ghosts)

- probably a with or very into the aesthetic
- intimidating as fuck
- actually very nice
- extremely attractive
hephaestus (god of fire, smiths, craftsmen, metalworking, stonemasonry and sculpture)

- diy bitch
- calls themselves an artist but hasn't done art in months
- procrastinator
- probably has social anxiety idk
hera (goddess of marriage, women, the sky, and the stars of heaven)

- so lovely
- loves children
- mom friend
- cares too much about others
- its okay to take care of yourself baby i promise
hermes (god of herds and flocks, travellers, hospitality, roads, trade, thieves, astronomy and astrology)

- middle child energy
- shoplifter
- can't fucking sit still
- loves roadtrips and candy (especially strawberry flavored candy)
nike (goddess of victory)

- sore loser
- either wants to fight everyone for no reason or scared of confrontation)
- very smart and strategic
- very competitive
nyx (goddess of the night)

- in live with the moon
- terrible sleep schedule
- intimidating
- very comforting and nice when they feel like it
persephone (queen of the underworld and goddess of spring growth)

- falls in love really fast
- dark cottagecore
- mommy issues
- probably had a rebelious phase
- very patient but will call you out on your bullshit
poseidon (god of the sea, earthquakes, floods, drought and horses)

- played mermaid as a kid
- love hate relationship with percy jackson
- collects sea shells
- horse girl
- in love with the sea
zeus (god of the sky, weather, law and order, destiny, fate and kingship)

- anxious mf
- commitment issues
- actually really funny
- loves storms
- probably had to grow up too fast)
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