HOW TO EAT ASS THREAD 🍑🍴:
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STEP 1: use your tongue! lick it, kiss it, and most importantly use your tongue! but whatever you do, don’t bite it!
STEP 2: start at the taint! if you’re a rimming man then you’ll know of other areas– such as the taint (the space between his anus and testicles). it’s an extremely sensitive area and feels absolutely amazing when licked.
STEP 3: get the rim! remember that the anus is full of nerves and staying in one spot can dull the sensation. activate all of those nerves and go in and around the rim. you can always fall back on the time proven method of spelling the alphabet with your tongue.
STEP 4: mix it up! give him shivers (and your tongue a break) by using your breath on his skin. if you’ve ever felt someone’s breath on your neck or in your ears, then you know what I’m talking about. it can tickle and arouse your partner and have them squirming with excitement.
STEP 5: there’s lube for that! yes, there exists rimming lube. it’s water-based and nontoxic for human consumption. there are even exotic flavored lubes in case you want to add extra dressing to your salad.
STEP 7: multitasking is key to a rimming orgasm! if you’re rimming a woman, don’t forget her vagina and clitoris and use your fingers to stimulate her. if you’re rimming a man find the prostate.
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