Animal Crossing has been fun to play on vacation, but I think I might have jumped the shark when I let Julian the Eurotrash Unicorn move on the island.

Julian and another resident, who is a rhino, got into an argument. I can only imagine it was about who's horn is bigger and more magical.

Julian's dialogue is peppered with various European languages, but no definite one which he uses all the time.

Julian *chose* to decorate his house in sparkle wallpaper, cloud flooring, and furniture that looks like it was rejected from Caesar's Palace for being "a bit too gaudy".

I expect one day Julian will start talking about his time on Ibiza and *never* shut up about it.

When I resolved the conflict between Julian and the rhino, he gave me a gift of a suit which has a shirt with a popped collar.

Julian love coconut soda. Can't stop mentioning it. I think he might using that a code language for something else.