My new phone has a slot labeled "TF/SIM CARD"
Does anyone know where I can get a TF Card? I don& #39;t want to spend the rest of this week as a human.
I was gonna say "preferably a dragon card" but with all the hoarding of floppies and old computers I& #39;m already like 90% of the way to being a dragon, I just need the wings and fire breath.
I& #39;ve already got the scaly skin but that& #39;s just because I haven& #39;t put on my eczema lotion yet.
Maybe a ferret? Boeing used to employ them to help wire up planes, because they& #39;re good at running through thin pipes. They& #39;d just attach a string to a ferret& #39;s collar and have them pull it through, then use it to pull wiring down the same conduit.
That seems like it& #39;d be handy for all the electronics I do
Although on that note I was playing minecraft with @AmberTuring last night and I realized we have a mod that lets you turn into monsters, which seemed amusing but kinda useless.
Then I realized that the chickens are only one block tall...
So they& #39;re perfect for doing things like routing electrical/fluid/item cables under a floor without having to tear it up.
So it& #39;s actually very helpful to turn into a chicken.

That& #39;s a sentence you don& #39;t see often.
But yeah, if my phone could temporarily turn me into like a mouse or spider while I& #39;m trying to figure out where the problem inside my apartment& #39;s wiring is... It& #39;d be handy.
I& #39;d even consider buying an iPhone if they could do that!
Get on it, Tim Cook.
Anyway, to explain the joke, originally microSD was a SanDisk format called T-Flash, but T-mobile made them rename it, so it became TransFlash.
Later they got the Secure Digital Association to standardize it into a SD subformat, and it was then renamed MicroSD.
For some reason, it& #39;s still called "TF" or "TF Card" on a lot of Chinese products. I don& #39;t know if the renaming just didn& #39;t catch on as much there, or if it& #39;s some trademark rights thing that makes it cheaper to use the old name.
And the other half of the joke is that TF also stands for "transformation". It& #39;s usually abbreviated "TF" in furry adjacent circles, where it usually involves getting magically/medically turned into your fursona.
Anyway, I gotta go buy stuff, but the tl;dr is

TRANS FLASH RIGHTS
The Boeing thing is true, btw.
It& #39;s also why, when ferrets were banned in California, they were specifically banned AS PETS.
It& #39;s still legal to have ferrets if you& #39;re using them for mechanical assembly purposes.
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