The turkey gets all the credit, but the real stars of the holiday table is what occupies the rest of your plate. Fill up on this thread of @SchittsCreek characters as Thanksgiving sides, with iconic art from @tasteofstreep.
Alexis is a mac and cheese with fancy Parisian-inspired toppings. She’s always putting on airs, but, when you get past the display, she’s genuinely good. Also, she’d want to remind you she’s been to France.
If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s for Moira Rose to come through with the fits. Naturally, that makes her dressing. ✨
David Rose would be drawn to the theatrics of a Thanksgiving turkey, and always shows up sporting something excessively adorned and embellished. He’s obviously the gravy boat.
Stevie Budd is the green bean casserole. You may be put off at first by the vibe it gives off, but, ultimately, it's got a lot to offer.
Twyla Sands is the vegan side your cousin’s girlfriend brings. Sure, it’s the atypical option, but it’ll be there for you regardless when you need it most.
Patrick Brewer is truly and faithfully a sweet slice of pumpkin pie. The perfect pairing with, and addition to, the rest of the meal.
Roland Schitt is canned cranberry sauce because he’s everything the Roses are not—unpretentious, simple, and a shelf staple.
Jocelyn Schitt is a down-home classic that isn’t trying to be anything it’s not. She’s a bowl of mashed potatoes.
Ronnie Lee is mulled wine, because she did not ask to be a part of any of this, and she’s just gonna sit back and watch the drama unfold.
Finally, Johnny Rose is the rolls, because they are not-so-secretly doing the work of holding this whole meal together.
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