There are two figures in the bible
One is called a liar, the other is called the truth

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One promises knowledge of good and evil, and accurately delivers it
While the other promises protection from dangers, proceeds to deliver said dangers himself, blames the people he promised, and assumes the role of the hero when said dangers are removed
Now who's the lair?

One is called the just whilst not providing proof of the other's crime
Calls himself merciful whilst creating a realm of eternal punishment for those who dare do what he predetermined them to do
Like a child playing with toys soldiers

Calls himself omniscient but expresses surprise and regret
Calls himself omnipresent but was absent while his beloved children made a decision that would make him hate them forever
Claims enmity with the devil but all their interactions have been cordial, like bros

Nobody:

Yahweh:

Calls the devil a thief, a killer, and a destroyer
Coming from the person who helped Jacob steal a birthright, killed 2m+ people for no just cause, and destroyed entire cities(who didn't even know he existed) for daring to be located on the path to his chosen's promised land

And oh, sends a whole family to egypt because of a famine he could've just stopped, watched them breed and suffer, takes his sweet time to choose the most delusional of men to lead his people, makes the pharaoh stubborn, kills some animals,>>

Kills more humans, kills some more humans,
Puts his people in danger all the more
Kills his own people for saying they were hungry
Kills some more for complaining he's killing them too much, sends diseases to kill what's left,
Then smiles in mercy and saves them
Fucking sadistic

Copies some 10 commandments from the Egyptian book of the dead, no copyright compensation.
Gives his people a king, runs said king mad,
Finds and underage boy and makes him commit first degree murder, puts him in danger from the mad king, >>

kills said boy's son when he dares to count his people, gives said boy another son.
The son grows up and becomes very wise and thinks freely, accuses son of turning away from him
Sad man

Makes a king sacrifice his own daughter for a battle victory
Kills 42 children for finding humor in a bald head
Sends a foreign king to enslave his people when they turned away from him, then swoops in as superman to save em
(Slick mf)

There you have it folks
Yahweh in his best days