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Is it late night Twitter yet because I just saw this "best seller" and I need to ask WHYYYYYYYY do you want this???? Because essentially if my brain is grokking this correctly you.....poop into Santa's head? (Because the mat is his body?) this is....disgusting????
I regret to inform you there is an entire genre of these.
I'm very upset.
Look, honestly, I feel like maybe now that I've been looking at these I might actually need to buy one for irony? Because every time you walk into the bathroom you're just gonna laugh?
This gingerbread one is by far the creepiest.
This gingerbread one is by far the creepiest.
Some of them have "no peeking" designs when you lift the seat.
(why is his mouth open like that?)
(why is his mouth open like that?)
Anyway I want you to know these are the moments when we Jews tend to ask ourselves: Are the goyim alright? 
