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RANKING ACE ATTORNEY CHARACTERS ON HOW SEXY THEY ARE
A THREAD.
A THREAD.
MATT ENGARDE.
decently sexy. Not too much though. Minus points for not being Will Powers.
5/10
decently sexy. Not too much though. Minus points for not being Will Powers.
5/10
MARSHALL
fucker. He is cool. Pog. Um minus points for saying the word texas too much.
6.5/10.
fucker. He is cool. Pog. Um minus points for saying the word texas too much.
6.5/10.
PHOENIX WRIGHT.
the original sexy man. I like him. He is pog.
6/10
the original sexy man. I like him. He is pog.
6/10
WILL POWERS.
big man. I love him.
8/10
big man. I love him.
8/10
GUMSHOE.
husband. Big of heart. Small of brain.
9/10
husband. Big of heart. Small of brain.
9/10
GODOT
very sex. Probably smells like coffee beans.
8/10
very sex. Probably smells like coffee beans.
8/10
ANDREW
I love her. She is cool.
6/10
I love her. She is cool.
6/10
LARRY BUTZ
He probably murdered my wife, not very sex.
4/10
He probably murdered my wife, not very sex.
4/10
GANT
do I have to rank him? Um dilf. I'd still kill him though.
7/10
do I have to rank him? Um dilf. I'd still kill him though.
7/10
THIS DUDE.
I forgot his name but he is a bastard. I still sort of enjoy his character though.
1/10
I forgot his name but he is a bastard. I still sort of enjoy his character though.
1/10
MEEKINS
he fucks. Fucks hard. Mother fucker fucked your dad, and probably your wife too.
7/10
he fucks. Fucks hard. Mother fucker fucked your dad, and probably your wife too.
7/10
MAGGEY
girlfriend. Marry me. That is all.
8/10
girlfriend. Marry me. That is all.
8/10
WINSTON PAYNE
I mean. Hes fine. Better then Larry.
5/10
I mean. Hes fine. Better then Larry.
5/10
MANFRED VON KARMA
not very sex. I'd say anti sex. Hes probably homophobic.
-10/10
not very sex. I'd say anti sex. Hes probably homophobic.
-10/10
THE TIGRE MOTHER FUCKER
evil. But still sexy. Um he could probably crush my skull and probably would if given the chance.
7/10
evil. But still sexy. Um he could probably crush my skull and probably would if given the chance.
7/10
LANA SKYE
Her. She would probably hate me if she ever met me but. Her.
8/10
Her. She would probably hate me if she ever met me but. Her.
8/10
THIS OTHER DUDE WHO PLAYED THE JAMMIN NINJA
um he is very sex. I want to kiss.
9/10
um he is very sex. I want to kiss.
9/10
LUKE ATMEY
not sex. No. Very unsex.
-7/10
not sex. No. Very unsex.
-7/10
HER
no. Sort of sex but still unforgivable.
5/10
no. Sort of sex but still unforgivable.
5/10
I'll update this thread later. Got to wash the dishes
