ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m watching A Princess for Christmas. The vast array of accents from another tiny European country — bordering Belgravia and Genovia, I assume — is impressive.

Sam Heughan being the prince in this movie is throwing me as I expect him to be wearing tartan and yelling Sassenach.

There’s dancing going on and the titled snooty broad just dropped a racist joke. I don’t like her and I’d like to steal her coat.

TERRIBLE tiaras. The costume department stole them from a pageant at a Radisson near an airport.

THANK GOODNESS. Heughan’s Scottishness came out when he said “you absconded with my heart.” His accent is too glorious to cover up.

Ooops. Now I’m watching A Christmas Prince. It takes place in Meldovia, just south of Montenaro. There’s a hungry young journalist. I assume nothing but accuracy.

Excuse me. AL-dovia.

These journalists at the press conference are very poorly behaved.