THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE (In Joe Biden's America): "We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing." - Joe Biden

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RACE RELATIONS (In Joe Biden's America): "If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black." – Joe Biden

SCHOOL CHOICE (In Joe Biden's America):
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids." – Joe Biden

BIDENCARE (In Joe Biden's America): "You need to work on your pecs." – Joe Biden

BEING PRESIDENTIAL (In Joe Biden's America): "You ever been to a caucus? No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier." – Joe Biden

THE WORKFORCE (in Joe Biden's America): "You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking." - Joe Biden

COVID RESPONSE TEAM (in Joe Biden's America): "Now we have over 120 million dead from COVID." – Joe Biden