It's crazy that we let people ride bicycles down the street. Like I know you want to exercise, so do I, but I'm not going to start doing pushups in the middle of the highway. Streets are for cars. Take your bike to the park.

It blows my mind every time I'm in a line of cars all trying to navigate around some weirdo on his bike. How is this legal?

And the thing is, if I ever accidentally hit one of these morons, I'll be facing jail time even though they were the one playing with their toy in the street

But it's fine, actually. I think I'll go out to the middle of downtown Nashville, set up a bench press in the street and do a few reps. I mean the street is for exercising apparently right? The cars can wait.