The Moe and Eromz Union will be well attended please.

General Asoebi will be onion purple to show the world that no matter how our leaders finish economy, we still full ground #TheMOEROMZUnion

There will be sub categories for the Asoebi o.

Immigration gang aka "them seize my passport crew" will wear green to shame Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola make e de green with envy.

Show off dears... #TheMOEROMZUnion

Arrest Gang na dem plenty pass. Hall gast big. Na them we go serve food first and na dem be colleagues of the groom.

Your asoebi is white because government been wan stain your white but na them carry shame. #TheMOEROMZUnion

EMEFIELE GANG FALL OUT!

Your asoebi is red. Red is for the pepper una chook inside Meffy eye since e freeze accounts. Wear a touch of blue to remind access bank that it is not over and we go still close account.

Gofundme will be launched to facilitate this one #TheMOEROMZUnion

Abuja Protesters wear coconut brown. As the original coconut heads, your asoebi suppose reflect. #TheMOEROMZUnion

Port Harcourt Gang STAND UP!!!

See your own asoebi here. E get why. #TheMOEROMZUnion

Anambra Crew... long distance gang! You can wear the purple with everyone else but wear canvas for long distance... or this Jesus sandals #TheMOEROMZUnion

Plateau, Cross River, Kwara, Kogi and every member of palliative gang. I believe you already have your asoebi in your house from the warehouses you looted. (We are not judging o)

Your asoebi na sack.
#TheMOEROMZUnion

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the event planner of this wedding.

If you are a tried and trusted vendor, advertise what you can supply under this tweet.

We go run am.

You must do discount o, the groom Eromz just comot from jail and country tight.

#TheMOEROMZUnion

I forgot to add. Bridesmaids na FEMCO Babes.

You sef, sabi the color #TheMOEROMZUnion