I went from literally not caring about the royals to deeply invested in Prince Charles getting his ass whipped good just *once*
“NPR journalist wishes violence on future British head of state.”

No jury would convict me.
When they compared them to pandas — charismatic megafauna who are ill-equipped to survive in the wild and who are kept alive through government largesse?

Phew.
The heat of a million suns.
But onre time the Queen mentioned that she was grandmother and everyone calmed down and stopped thinking that maybe the monarchy was an outdated, malign institution?

Celebrity is a curse.
I wish @seabethree was here. More than usual.
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