There’s a lot of shit in the @yourewrongabout deep dives on Princess Diana, but the one detail that has bothered me for days is that the dusty-ass Windsors would drag her to their castle at Balmoral for holidays and balk at her asking if they should turn the heat on.

Imagine being the literal faces of the catastrophe of imperialism and making $40 million a year in tax-free income but also being precious about the gas bill.

What a bunch of herbs.

I went from literally not caring about the royals to deeply invested in Prince Charles getting his ass whipped good just *once*

“NPR journalist wishes violence on future British head of state.”

No jury would convict me.

When they compared them to pandas — charismatic megafauna who are ill-equipped to survive in the wild and who are kept alive through government largesse?

Phew.

The heat of a million suns.

But onre time the Queen mentioned that she was grandmother and everyone calmed down and stopped thinking that maybe the monarchy was an outdated, malign institution?

Celebrity is a curse.

I wish @seabethree was here. More than usual.