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a thread of ways i convince my brother to leave me alone
i tell him i’m on the phone with his english teacher and that i’m telling her to kick him out of her class
i tell him voldemort is my friend and that i’m a death eater
i tell him the demogorgon is me undercover
i tell him i’m on the phone with millie bobby brown (he’s terrified Of her idk Why)
i tell him if he talks a lot his math skills will get weak
i look at him like this
i tell him the tv is mine
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