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Prediction: Every argument people make against this position will start and end with things you add to mashed potatoes that are not mashed potatoes
People arguing that mashing potatoes actually takes very little effort, to which I say: you are overestimating how much I value eating mashed potatoes
A surprising number of people taking from this that disliking mashed potatoes means I am opposed to ALL forms of potato, another sad indicator of the state of our Discourse today
Some Of My Favorite Sides are (fried, cheesy, otherwise radically better than mashed) Potatoes
Potatoes contain multitudes, which is all the more reason to eat them in a better form than mashed
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