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There will be increased patrols this week looking for impaired drivers as part of @STOPDWINewYork enforcement. So why the picture of two goats you may be asking. Great question. A short thread
These two goats were riding in a minivan with a drunk driver. Like extra drunk. Not surprisingly, they were pulled over for some extra terrible driving and arrested for DWI. Being police investigators, we quickly noticed two goats in the back of the van.
Seeing as how our goat holding cells were at capacity, we did the logical thing and called the driver's wife to come pick their goats up. The only problem was, they didn't own any goats. Where they came from is a mystery that may never be solved.
Please drive sober. Don't end up with goats in the back of your minivan this holiday season.
